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January 04, 2004

FALLING DOMINOES

The Horsefeathers doctrine requires that when the dominoes begin to fall, (see here, and here) the pressure should be stepped up, not relaxed. Now is the time to lean harder on Saudi Arabia, Syria, Iran, North Korea and all Western hating tyrants. And when the utopian UN fantasists again seek to enmesh the US in bonds spun by Kofi Annan, his organization of totalitarian thugs, and Democratic foes of the President, recall the words of Karl Von Clausewitz:

"If the enemy is to be coerced, you must put him in a situation that is even more unpleasant than the sacrifice you call on him to make. The hardships of the situation must not be merely transient - at least not in appearance. Otherwise, the enemy would not give in, but would wait for things to improve."

And:

"There is only one decisive victory: the last."

Our foes are now reduced to reviving the Vietnam strategy: attempting to weaken domestic resolve and so elect a cut-and-run President in November. One of President Bush’s favorite words, used repeatedly to describe his efforts in the war on Islamo-Fascism is “relentless.” Horsefeathers hopes the rest of the country shares his determination, once and for all, to free our adversaries from their post-Vietnam perception of the United States as a weak and pusillanimous nation of metrosexual narcissists.

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FALLING DOMINOES

The Horsefeathers doctrine requires that when the dominoes begin to fall, (see here, and here) the pressure should be stepped up, not relaxed. Now is the time to lean harder on Saudi Arabia, Syria, Iran, North Korea and all Western hating tyrants. And when the utopian UN fantasists again seek to enmesh the US in bonds spun by Kofi Annan, his organization of totalitarian thugs, and Democratic foes of the President, recall the words of Karl Von Clausewitz:

"If the enemy is to be coerced, you must put him in a situation that is even more unpleasant than the sacrifice you call on him to make. The hardships of the situation must not be merely transient - at least not in appearance. Otherwise, the enemy would not give in, but would wait for things to improve."

And:

"There is only one decisive victory: the last."

Our foes are now reduced to reviving the Vietnam strategy: attempting to weaken domestic resolve and so elect a cut-and-run President in November. One of President Bush’s favorite words, used repeatedly to describe his efforts in the war on Islamo-Fascism is “relentless.” Horsefeathers hopes the rest of the country shares his determination, once and for all, to free our adversaries from their post-Vietnam perception of the United States as a weak and pusillanimous nation of metrosexual narcissists.

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FALLING DOMINOES

The Horsefeathers doctrine requires that when the dominoes begin to fall, (see here, and here) the pressure should be stepped up, not relaxed. Now is the time to lean harder on Saudi Arabia, Syria, Iran, North Korea and all Western hating tyrants. And when the utopian UN fantasists again seek to enmesh the US in bonds spun by Kofi Annan, his organization of totalitarian thugs, and Democratic foes of the President, recall the words of Karl Von Clausewitz:

"If the enemy is to be coerced, you must put him in a situation that is even more unpleasant than the sacrifice you call on him to make. The hardships of the situation must not be merely transient - at least not in appearance. Otherwise, the enemy would not give in, but would wait for things to improve."

And:

"There is only one decisive victory: the last."

Our foes are now reduced to reviving the Vietnam strategy: attempting to weaken domestic resolve and so elect a cut-and-run President in November. One of President Bush’s favorite words, used repeatedly to describe his efforts in the war on Islamo-Fascism is “relentless.” Horsefeathers hopes the rest of the country shares his determination, once and for all, to free our adversaries from their post-Vietnam perception of the United States as a weak and pusillanimous nation of metrosexual narcissists.

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FALLING DOMINOES

The Horsefeathers doctrine requires that when the dominoes begin to fall, (see here, and here) the pressure should be stepped up, not relaxed. Now is the time to lean harder on Saudi Arabia, Syria, Iran, North Korea and all Western hating tyrants. And when the utopian UN fantasists again seek to enmesh the US in bonds spun by Kofi Annan, his organization of totalitarian thugs, and Democratic foes of the President, recall the words of Karl Von Clausewitz:

"If the enemy is to be coerced, you must put him in a situation that is even more unpleasant than the sacrifice you call on him to make. The hardships of the situation must not be merely transient - at least not in appearance. Otherwise, the enemy would not give in, but would wait for things to improve."

And:

"There is only one decisive victory: the last."

Our foes are now reduced to reviving the Vietnam strategy: attempting to weaken domestic resolve and so elect a cut-and-run President in November. One of President Bush’s favorite words, used repeatedly to describe his efforts in the war on Islamo-Fascism is “relentless.” Horsefeathers hopes the rest of the country shares his determination, once and for all, to free our adversaries from their post-Vietnam perception of the United States as a weak and pusillanimous nation of metrosexual narcissists.

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FALLING DOMINOES

The Horsefeathers doctrine requires that when the dominoes begin to fall, (see here, and here) the pressure should be stepped up, not relaxed. Now is the time to lean harder on Saudi Arabia, Syria, Iran, North Korea and all Western hating tyrants. And when the utopian UN fantasists again seek to enmesh the US in bonds spun by Kofi Annan, his organization of totalitarian thugs, and Democratic foes of the President, recall the words of Karl Von Clausewitz:

"If the enemy is to be coerced, you must put him in a situation that is even more unpleasant than the sacrifice you call on him to make. The hardships of the situation must not be merely transient - at least not in appearance. Otherwise, the enemy would not give in, but would wait for things to improve."

And:

"There is only one decisive victory: the last."

Our foes are now reduced to reviving the Vietnam strategy: attempting to weaken domestic resolve and so elect a cut-and-run President in November. One of President Bush’s favorite words, used repeatedly to describe his efforts in the war on Islamo-Fascism is “relentless.” Horsefeathers hopes the rest of the country shares his determination, once and for all, to free our adversaries from their post-Vietnam perception of the United States as a weak and pusillanimous nation of metrosexual narcissists.

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FALLING DOMINOES

The Horsefeathers doctrine requires that when the dominoes begin to fall, (see here, and here) the pressure should be stepped up, not relaxed. Now is the time to lean harder on Saudi Arabia, Syria, Iran, North Korea and all Western hating tyrants. And when the utopian UN fantasists again seek to enmesh the US in bonds spun by Kofi Annan, his organization of totalitarian thugs, and Democratic foes of the President, recall the words of Karl Von Clausewitz:

"If the enemy is to be coerced, you must put him in a situation that is even more unpleasant than the sacrifice you call on him to make. The hardships of the situation must not be merely transient - at least not in appearance. Otherwise, the enemy would not give in, but would wait for things to improve."

And:

"There is only one decisive victory: the last."

Our foes are now reduced to reviving the Vietnam strategy: attempting to weaken domestic resolve and so elect a cut-and-run President in November. One of President Bush’s favorite words, used repeatedly to describe his efforts in the war on Islamo-Fascism is “relentless.” Horsefeathers hopes the rest of the country shares his determination, once and for all, to free our adversaries from their post-Vietnam perception of the United States as a weak and pusillanimous nation of metrosexual narcissists.

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December 30, 2003

ADVICE FOR ANGRY LIBERALS

Describing a form of political argumentation, these words, written in 1824 by Sydney Smith, are still applicable to our contemporary Bush hating liberals.

"Fallacies of Pretended Danger. - Imputations of Bad Design; of Bad Character; of Bad Motives; of Inconsistency; of Suspicious Connections. -         The object of this class of fallacies is to draw aside attention from the measure to the man, and this in such a manner that, for some real or supposed defect in the author of the measure, a corresponding defect shall be imputed to the measure itself. Thus, "the author of the measure entertains a bad design; therefore the measure is bad. His character is bad, therefore the measure is bad; his motive is bad, I will vote against the measure. On former occasions this same person who proposed the measure was its enemy, therefore the measure is bad. He is on footing of intimacy with this or that dangerous man, or has been seen in his company, or is suspected of entertaining some of his opinions, therefore the measure is bad. He bears a name that at a former period was borne by a set of men now no more, by whom bad principles were entertained, therefore the measure is bad!"
        Now, if the measure be really inexpedient, why not at once show it to be so? If the measure be good, is it bad because a bad man is its author? If bad, is it good because a good man has produced it? What are these arguments but to say to the assembly who are to be the judges of any measure, that their imbecility is too great to allow them to judge of the measure by its own merits, and that they must have recourse to distant and feebler probabilities for that purpose?
        "In proportion to the degree of efficiency with which a man suffers these instruments of deception to operate upon his mind, he enables bad men to exercise over him a sort of power, the thought of which ought to cover him with shame. Allow this argument the effect of a conclusive one, you put it into the power of any man to draw you at pleasure from the support of every measure which in your own eyes is good, to force you to give your support to any and every measure which in your own eyes is bad. Is it good? - the bad man embraces it, and by the supposition, you reject it. Is it bad? - he vituperates it, and that suffices for driving you into its embrace. You split upon the rocks because he has avoided them; you miss the harbor because he has steered into it! Give yourself up to any such blind antipathy, you are no less in the power of your adversaries than if, by a correspondently irrational sympathy and obsequiousness, you put yourself into the power of your friends."

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December 23, 2003

December 22, 2003


CHRISTMAS IN NEW YORK


The winter solstice provides rare and unusual opportunities to the experienced urban anthropologist to observe the natives of Manhattan in response to extreme situations. The winter solstice has been reported by Feldkreis, et al (1924) to be ineluctably linked with Christian and pagan rituals involving the spending of money.

According to Stupf and Nonsenz (1936) the intensity of the activity begins on the solstice and reaches a climax three days later. During that time Manhattan natives have been known to succumb to bankruptcy or exhaustion, whichever came first. During these three crucial days, the Christian principles relating to God and Mammon are temporarily suspended.

Our observers began in the least dangerous part of our selected area—Madison Avenue and 79th Street—and soon noted that all the natives had gender-specific attitudes about fur. Males and females were both fur-wearing animals but the females wore their furs on the outside and the males wore theirs on the inside. Also noted was that the males often carried small, ugly dogs in their arms, presumably because the poor creatures were victims of some form of paralysis.

Soon our observers noted a crowd inside a shop called The Sharper Image. Many customers were slouched in chairs that were massaging or vibrating them, and the sales staff did not seem able to keep up with the demand for attention from the crowd.

For four or five hundred dollars you could buy a pair of wireless boxing robots—with a remote—to amuse the children.

There seemed a big run on talking picture frames of all sizes and on the “CD Radio Sound Soother with Aluminum Cone Speaker Technology” through which one could command 20 soothing sounds to appear and disappear at will.

A few shameless egoists were looking into the possibility of purchasing a “Personal Air Purifier” to carry with them on their next plane trip.

Not many takers for the “Talking Pedometer” or the “Body Fat Manager,” our observers noticed. This didn’t seem like a group that took easily to having anything of theirs managed, especially their body fat.

And the “Quiet Power Tie Rack” which allowed a fellow to view 72 ties in 20 whisper-quiet seconds seemed like a throwback to the twentieth century since there wasn’t a man in the entire store who seemed to own a tie, let alone 72 ties.

However, the “Turbo-Groomer 5.0” which cuts your nasal hair at 6,000 rpms was fairly flying out of the store. It did ear hairs as well and they couldn’t write the orders up fast enough.

But it was the odor-neutralizing Ionic Pet Bath which turned out to be the star of the show. The well bred but frantic customers were practically snarling to get their hands on this gizmo. Understandable, considering all the crippled dogs they owned.

A few blocks down Madison, at 72nd Street, our observers encountered a moving inter-faith phenomenon. Mr. Ralph Lifschutz is the Jewish proprietor of a clothing store on the south-east corner. He has turned this grand building, once the Rhinelander mansion, into his fantasy. Each room in this house is decorated in the manner of a wealthy Anglo-American aristocrat. The rooms contain English saddles, silver-framed photos of elegant ladies and gentlemen, steamer trunks, deep leather armchairs, riding boots, and polo sticks; family portraits (well, they were somebody’s family) line the walls. Except for the merchandise tastefully racked and shelved, any WASP in Manhattan would feel at home requesting a Bombay Sapphire Gin Martini, straight up, stirred, not shaken, from one of the attentive, androgynously beautiful salespersons.

It is only the wealthiest from the world over who come to shop at Mr. Lifschutz’s establishment, drawn by the ambience, the highest prices in the neighborhood, and because they know him as Ralph Lauren. Our observers watched two beautiful people contribute $7000 to help Mr. Lauren celebrate his Hannukah by buying a lovely antique pearl necklace. The scene was out of a thirties movie. The salesman was played by that poofiest of salesmen Franklin Pangborn, the woman was Carole Lombard with $50,000 worth of surgery around the eyes, and the guy was sporting a $500 hair-do and one of those crippled dogs in his arms.

As they neared Tiffany’s on Fifth Avenue, our observers noticed that the crowds outside had become so restless and unruly in their frustration to get in and spend money that it was necessary to provide uniformed personnel to keep them in a line that stretched half a block behind a velvet rope.

But the center of the spending universe on this winter solstice seemed to be where Saks Fifth Avenue and Rockefeller Plaza meet. Here the crowds were so thick and the lines to see the displays in the Saks windows so long that our observers despaired of being able to complete their observations without fear of being trampled in the rush to throw money at anyone who had something to sell.

They tried to buy a bag of half a dozen roasted chestnuts but the price quoted by the chestnut seller was $3. They demurred, saying the price was too high, but he shrugged his shoulders and sold the bag to the person behind them. Probably not an urban anthropologist.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight.


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December 18, 2003

CONSPIRACY THEORIES: NOT JUST MADELEINE ALBRIGHT AND HOWARD DEAN

MEMRI reports on Arab reaction to the capture of Saddam.

'The Saudi daily Al-Riyadh believes that it is evident that there was a conspiracy. It wrote: "... it can be thought that Saddam was in the hands of the Americans, and that his public exposure was a show produced with the aim of neutralizing the explosive situation, so that it would be possible to ease the emotional and military pressure by the American forces and give new momentum to the American president just when he needs this kind of event..."

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STUNNED BY SADDAM'S CAPTURE

No, we're not referring to the Arab world, but to the upper West side of Manhattan. Tina Brown reports from inside the belly of the beast:

"The night before the announcement of Saddam's capture (round about the time that the tyrant was having a flashlight shone up his nose) I was at a media-heavy Manhattan dinner party that vividly dramatized the pre-spider hole mood. The guests -- mostly Democrats, with a smattering of moderate Republicans -- were unanimously kissing off Bush....Twelve hours later the same people looked at their Democratic choices for president and wanted to scream..."
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December 17, 2003

REALITY BITES--IN THE ARAB WORLD

The ravings of the nugatory nine--minus Joe Lieberman--continue apace, despite the capture of Saddam. Howard Dean and Wesley Clark are simply beyond satire. Even the oh so intelligent, Hillary Clinton maunders on about the need to internationalize our Iraqi endeavours, in the grip of her utopian UN fantasies. Who would have thought, even a month ago, that more sense would appear in the Arab News, than on the Iowa and Vermont campaign trail? In the war of ideas, who could possibly have imagined that our cowboy President might make a dent in the primitive thinking of the Arab world? Yet here is Dr. Mohammad T. Al-Rasheed:

"I can’t help being smug, since what I saw gave me back some confidence in the possibility of justice in this world. I had almost lost hope. It took George Bush to give me that back. I don’t agree with him on many things, and while many Americans share my stand, I’ll give the man his due. He will go down in Arab history as the liberator of Baghdad.." See the rest here.

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December 14, 2003

STALIN AND SADDAM

The capture of the butcher of Baghdad brought to mind the great Russian Osip Mandelstam's poem about Saddam's role model, Joseph Stalin written in 1933. "Ossette" is a reference to the rumour that Stalin was from a people of Iranian stock that lived in an area north of Georgia.:

The Kremlin Mountaineer

We live, deaf to the land beneath us,
Ten steps away no one hears our speeches,

All we hear is the Kremlin mountaineer,
The murderer and peasant-slayer.

His fingers are fat as grubs
And the words, final as lead weights, fall from his lips,

His cockroach whiskers leer
And his boot tops gleam.

Around him a rabble of thin-necked leaders -
fawning half-men for him to play with.

They whinny, purr or whine
As he prates and points a finger,

One by one forging his laws, to be flung
Like horseshoes at the head, to the eye or the groin.

And every killing is a treat
For the broad-chested Ossete.


hattip to http://4now.blogspot.com/

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NOT EVERYONE IS HAPPY

Watching the videos of the vile Saddam, meekly submitting to the vocal inspection of a U.S. Army medic, I was struck by the resemblance to Yasser Arafat, the equally repellent leader of the Palestinians. Lo and behold, while so many of us rejoiced at the capture of the coward in his rathole, the Palestinians were mourning.

Palestinians Mark 'Black Day' of Saddam Capture

"...It's a black day in history," said Sadiq Husam, 33, a taxi driver in Ramallah, West Bank seat of the Palestinian Authority.

"I am saying so not because Saddam is an Arab, but because he is the only man who said no to American injustice in the Middle East," he said..."

See the heartbreaking details of Palestinian unhappiness here

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ARAB STUDENTS IN ISRAEL REACT

Prof. Steven Plaut describes the reaction of Arab students to news of Saddam's capture:

"...I was waiting in line for the shwarma-in-pita when I started listening to the TV set in the cafeteria. It was the announcement by the US governor in Iraq that they had caught Saddam. The Arab students in the cafeteria were thrown into deep remorse and anger and shock. Their faces showed their sorrow. I ordered extra Amba sauce to celebrate..."

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SADDAM CAPTURED: DEMOCRATS REACT

Howard Dean: This unilateral capture will provoke more anti-American terror. Why weren’t UN forces involved? It highlights Bush's failure to capture bin Laden.

John Kerry: It’s another Bush blunder. Force should always be a last resort. Why couldn’t we have continued UN sanctions? I'm suspending my campaign and moving to Paris.

Richard Gephardt
: Okay, so Pres. Bush isn't a “miserable failure”, he’s just a failure. If he'd pay as much attention to our own elderly as he did to Saddam we'd have a compassionate Presidency.

John Edwards: Does this help our kid's futures? I don't think so. This may in fact make President Bush an even greater danger to them. Let's make sure we work to prevent him from using force against other leaders.

Al Sharpton
: Why were there so few Aftrican-Americans in the special forces that captured Saddam?

Dennis Kucinich
: When I’m elected, the Dept. of Peace will avoid such heavy handed use of military force. Let’s hope the policy of 'Don’t ask, Don’t tell' applies to our questioning of this strong leader.

Carol Mosely Braun
: Why were so few African-American women involved in the capture?

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BARBARIANS AT THE GATES

While the Euroleftists ignore when they don't welcome, Arab and Islamic anti-semitism, one of their number has had enough. William Shawcross, the British left wing journalist speaks out:

"In Berlin last weekend I saw clips from hideous films that portrayed Jews as (literally) bloodsucking murderers. In one episode 'rabbis' sliced up a Jew and poured boiling lead into his mouth because he had slept with a non-Jewish woman. In another, rabbis murdered a Christian child to use his blood to bake Passover matzos..."

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December 13, 2003


ANGELS IN AMERICA: AN APPRAISAL, PART II


Yale Kramer


(The following is the second part of a slightly abridged version of my review-essay published in the July 1993 issue of The American Spectator on the occasion of its Broadway production. Part I of the review can be found below.)


Despite the popular view of male homosexuality, sexual orientation is not the only socially relevant issue, or perhaps even the most important one. Tansgression is.

Transgression is one of the most persistent themes in “Angels.” In Act Two, in the process of seducing Joe, Louis says: “Sometimes, even if it scares you to death, you have to be willing to break the law. Know what I mean?” A little later in the play Roy Cohn’s parting words to his loved/hated protégé are, “Transgress a little, Joseph. There are so many laws; find one you can break.” Throughout the play Cohn argues with force and fascination against submitting to the law. It becomes a principle of vitality in the play through Cohn’s strength and persuasiveness.


JOE: Well it is unethical, I can’t…
ROY: Boy you really are something, what the fuck do you think this is, Sunday School?…This is…this is gastric juices churning, this is enzymes and acids, this is intestinal is what this is, bowel movement and blood-red meat—this stinks, this is politics, Joe, the game of being alive. And you think you’re… What? Above that? Above alive is what? Dead! In the clouds! You’re on earth, goddammit! Plant a foot, stay awhile.


What seems to fascinate Kushner about his reinvention of the myth of Roy Cohn is the equation of illegitimacy and power. You get power by cheating and conniving and manipulating—you get things on people or you fix their parking tickets and then they owe you something and that’s clout. Kushner’s Cohn is driven by the same basic sense of impotence that drives Louis and Prior and Joe and Harper—the feeling that if he had to go up against real men in legitimate combat he would have no hope of winning, that it is only through illegitimate means that he can win. (In Part II of the play, “Perestroika,” Cohn is about to blackmail someone in order to get himself some AZT medicine and he says, “I’m no good at tests, Martin, I’d rather cheat.”)

That is why the need to transgress against (straight men’s) rules is so powerfully important. By being “bad,” or, really, naughty (gay men don’t want to do really bad things like murder or rape or rob) they can feel, in their heart of hearts, powerful, even a little triumphant over their oppressors—straight America.

What does being naughty mean? It means sexual transgression of any and all sorts. Whatever is unusual, abnormal, odd, shocking, scandalous, even frightful becomes desirable, and the more the better. The more shocking, the greater the dividend of personal power. Or rather, the less impotent, the less dead the shocker feels. It has to be in-your-face, by definition. And that is what is meant by the gay lifestyle.

The gay lifestyle is as important to some gay men, like Kushner, as sexual orientation is, or perhaps more important. Outing is part of that style, mockery and self-mockery is part of that style, and so, in some cases, is the provocation of punishment, as in Edward Albee’s “Zoo Story,” in which the gay man, Jerry, provokes an innocent bystander, Peter, to kill him. Kushner’s is a gentler soul, but the play is full of mockery, self-mockery, and one or two shockers—the depiction of anal intercourse on a Broadway stage may be a first.

The gay lifestyle is what gay liberation was all about back in the seventies. And it is the discrepancy between the gay lifestyle and the straight lifestyle that is what the sense of alienation in gays is all about—not merely sexual preference. For Kushner, more than anything, freedom means freedom to transgress, to be naughty. Louis says to Joe, “Maybe the court won’t convene. Ever again. Maybe we are free. To do whatever. Children of the new morning, criminal minds. Selfish and greedy and loveless and blind.” Kushner uses these abstract allusions skillfully to conceal the more shocking meaning of freedom.

“The Night Larry Kramer Kissed Me,” another gay play of the eighties, has a terrifying scene called “12 Inches, Single” that depicts what it means to be free “to do whatever.” The scene describes the frantic, feverish rush from one sexual partner to the next, performing all of the permutations and combinations that are possible with four opening and two penises. You go from bar to bar looking for the right dimensions, the right color, the right predilections. You comb the sex advertisements for the same attributes as though you were buying a piece of livestock. The scene is a bravura piece of performance art that illuminates this aspect of the gay life.

Another illustration of what Kushner only alludes to in order to make his hidden agenda more acceptable to his general audience is to be found in “As Is,” by William Hoffman, a play produced several seasons ago. Rich and Saul, two gay men, are reminiscing about what it was like before AIDS took the liberation out of gay liberation:


RICH: Remember Sunday afternoons blitzed on beer?
SAUL: And suddenly it’s night and you’re getting fucked in the second-floor window of the Hotel Christopher and you’re being cheered on by a mob of hundreds of men….God, I used to love promiscuous sex.
RICH: Not “promiscuous,” Saul, nondirective, noncommitted, nonauthoritarian—
SAUL: Free, wild, rampant—
RICH: Hot, sweaty, steamy, smelly—
SAUL: Juicy, funky, hunky—
RICH: Sex.
SAUL: Sex. God I miss it.


What becomes clear from these plays is the degree of disingenuousness in press reports of testimony at congressional hearings to the effect that what is involved in the issue of gays in the military is sexual orientation and only sexual orientation. Even though the advent of gay liberation thirty-five or forty years ago brought with it a demand for and realization of radical sexual freedom—which to this day remains a hallmark of certain gay men, the kind of freedom that Louis in “Angels” still yearns for—it brought with it, too, conflict even among those it liberated. Did gay love, sexual partnership (in men) imply permanence? Fidelity? Commitment?

In “The Boys in the Band,” by Matt Crowley, produced in 1968 and now considered to be politically incorrect by some younger gays, the issue is clearly defined but ambiguously resolved. Hank has left his wife and children for a relationship with Larry. They have been lovers for two years, squabbling all of that time over the issue of fidelity. Hank now wants the rules of marriage to prevail, “till death do us part,” but Larry, with a long history of sexual promiscuity, asserts his right to sexual freedom. In fact he wants Hank to be unfaithful, so that he can be free to follow his own impulses. Larry cynically asserts, “The ones who swear their undying fidelity are lying. Most of them anyway—ninety percent of them. They cheat on each other constantly and lie through their teeth. I’m sorry, I can’t be like that.”

AIDS, perforce, shifted the balance in the direction of stable monogamous relationships. Fidelity became an issue now not only for the sake of safe sex, but to deal with survivor guilt. How do you betray your partner and let him die alone and miserable? Once you begin to face that problem you’re in big-time moral country. Honor, Commitment, Fidelity, Loyalty are those same nasty old straight, American, conventional values Louis has been running away from. The ones that make you feel dead inside if you’re a character in “Angels in America.” For Kushner, the choice is between the freedom to be sexually unbridled or to submit to the Oppressors: the Republican Fathers and their suffocating conventional values. His lifestyle or theirs.

The solution for him, as for many of the other gay playwrights, is a magical solution, one that is wishful and self-serving and denies reality in a significant way. By turning to a vague mystical philosophy (which may seem profound to some) Kushner tries to resolve an irreconcilable psychological conflict. He rejects as unacceptable the view that it is possible for gays and straight to live together peacefully if gays exercise more self-restraint and straights exercise more tolerance.

In a New Yorker article in 1992, Kushner described the revelation to his parents that he was gay:


Soon after the phone call to his mother in 1981, Tony wrote his parents an angry letter. “I felt they had to acknowledge a parental failure….Instead of looking at me and seeing what I was all about and trying to make a world in which I would be at home being who I was, they had chosen to make things comfortable for themselves. The way you give love is the most profoundly human part of you. When people say it’s ugly or a perversion or an abomination, they’re attacking the center of your being.”


What Kushner and other gay theorists seem to do when it suits their rhetorical needs is to use the word “love” as a euphemism for sex, since no one considers the emotional component of love between men, such as the love between fathers and sons or close friends, to be perverse or ugly. What he means when he says “give love” in this case is have sex. And to refer to having sex as “profoundly human” is a little baffling. Having sex is the thing we have in common with all mammalian species. Conventionally what we mean when we use rhetorical phrases like “profoundly human” is the very opposite of having sex—what we usually mean is something that has to do with soul or spirit or mind rather than genitals.

Kushner went on:


I said to them, “You can’t love me without understanding that I’m gay. My being gay is central to the person you pretend to care about. I won’t accept anything less than that. I don’t want to be tolerated.”


And here is Louis expressing the modern gay activist’s dismissal of mere tolerance:


“I mean it’s the really hard thing about being Left in this country, the American Left can’t help trip over these petrified little fetishes: freedom, that’s the worst; you know Jeane Kirkpatrick for God’s sake will go on and on about freedom and so what does that mean, the word freedom, when she talks about it, or human rights; you have Bush talking about human rights, and so what are these people talking about….These people don’t begin to know what, ontologically, freedom is or human rights, like they see these property-based Rights-of-Man type rights but that’s not enfranchisement, not democracy, not what’s implicit, what’s potential within the idea, not the idea with blood in it. That’s just liberalism, really, bourgeois tolerance, and what I think is that what AIDS shows us is the limits of tolerance, that it’s not enough to be tolerated, because when the shit hits the fan you find out how much tolerance is worth. Nothing. And underneath all the tolerance is intense, passionate hatred.”

What Louis wants is not the kind of freedom that we talk about in Poli-Sci 101. What he means by “the idea with blood in it” is the freedom to transgress without consequences. And to be tolerated is not good enough; what he wants is to transgress (sexually) and be accepted despite the transgression, or even loved for it the way Roy Cohn wants to be loved for his monstrousness. What Louis and Joe actually yearn for is not only freedom to transgress but the freedom to transgress without judgment or guilt:

Joe and Louis sit in front of the Hall of Justice:

“JOE: It just flashed through my mind: the whole Hall of Justice, it’s empty, it’s deserted, it’s gone out of business. Forever. The people that make it run have up and abandoned it….I just wondered what a thing it would be…if overnight everything you owe anything to, justice or love, had really gone away. Free. It would be…terrible, and…very great. To shed your skin, every old skin, one by one and then walk away, unencumbered, into the morning.”

What Kushner/Louis cannot accept about the world is the reality of human nature, and therefore they must deny its existence. If gay men can’t help their feelings, neither can straight men. If gay men are uncomfortable in the straight world, straight men are just as uncomfortable in the gay world, and a gay man’s discomfort is no more valid than a straight man’s. Xenophobia is a component of human nature, and is universal. It is probably rooted in our biology, having served adaptational needs throughout the evolutionary process. After all, one human primate could never be sure about whether a stranger primate was dangerous or not. These facts of human nature may be unfortunate but they are incontrovertible and inescapable, and the only solutions that mankind has found to deal with people we don’t like or who make us uncomfortable are the essential tricks of civilization: hypocrisy and self-restraint.

This is what makes it possible for civilized men and women who do not have intimate relationships with each other to interact without killing one another. Hypocrisy, tact, tolerance on the one hand and self-restraint, good manners, consideration, on the other, are within the compass of human nature, because they consist of behavior, of actions, and actions can be learned—whereas matters of the heart, feelings, cannot. Alas, tact, good manners, conventions, may sound awfully subversive to some gay men—positively Republican perhaps.

In “Perestroika,” Part Two of the play, Kushner raises the yearning for innocence and rebirth to a more mystical level. In Part Two, Prior, who was on his deathbed at the end of Part One, has a miraculous remission for dramatic rather than medical reasons so that at the end of the play he can assume the role of a Lazarus/Christ-like prophet and speak directly to the audience. This long speech, in which Prior talks about Community, for all its verbosity sounds suspiciously like Forgive us our trespasses and love us for them, and we will forgive your trespasses even if you’re a Republican as long as you are gay.

Despite its magnitude, despite its pretentious language and pyrotechnics, “Angels in America” lacks the prerequisite for greatness—the transformation of universal experience into art—and what it substitutes for universal experience is messages. It is a propaganda play. The problem is not Kushner’s homosexuality but his provinciality.

Despite its ambiguity and the world-class ambivalence of its characters, “Angels in America” is shallow. Talk about high-sounding ideas like Love and Justice and Good and Evil does not qualify a play for profundity—it’s what you do with them that counts. And despite his best intentions Kushner never really comes to grips with the dilemmas he invents. Beyond a few nice paradoxes, he ends up in a cloud of mystical, pseudo-religious cliches like Love and Forgiveness Conquer All. To be precise, Prior’s final words are, “Bye now. You are fabulous, each and every one, and I love you all. And I bless you. More Life. And bless us all.” (Tiny Tim, take note.)

Unfortunately, universal love is beyond the capacity of human nature. This is what Kushner—who will not settle for anything less than unqualified love and forgiveness not only from his parents but from us—cannot accept.

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December 12, 2003

LOOKING PAST THE DAILY HEADLINES: A HISTORIAN'S VIEW

Victor Hanson brings a classicist's perspective to our present World War IV.
Despite the nugatory nine's handwringing, we're winning:

"We are beginning the third year of this multi-theater conflict, and it resembles the Punic War after the Carthaginian defeat at the Metaurus in 207 B.C., the year of decision of 1863, or the autumn leading to Alamein and Stalingrad. Ever so slowly the momentum is building. If we stay resolute and tighten the noose around the Baathists, the days of the extremists in Iraq will be numbered even as the rest of the country begins to prosper..."
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December 07, 2003

ANGELS IN AMERICA: AN APPRAISAL

Yale Kramer

About ten years ago, curious about the original production of Tony Kushner’s "Angels in America: Millenium Approaches," I went to see it on Broadway where it was playing at one of Broadway’s largest theaters, the Walter Kerr. My curiosity had been stirred by the wretchedly excessive hype by the then prophet of the theatre, the New York Times critic Frank Rich, and the theatrical buzz that this young gay socialist had overnight become America’s greatest playwright, Shakespeare, Goethe, and Mozart rolled into one, and that he had written something akin to "Hamlet" and "King Lear."


My researches ten years ago finally resulted in a review essay that appeared in the American Spectator in July 1993. Its central focus was an examination of what Kushner was trying to say in the play, about which there was much doubt among the reviewers of the elite media even though they all seemed to think there was something profound in it. My view of the play differed markedly from the views of the trend-defining critics. And eventually John Simon twigged on to this in his review of part two of the play in New York Magazine, several months later. He said “Actually, and not altogether surprisingly, the best assessments of Angels in America so far have come not from us drama critics but from outsiders: Andrew Sullivan, the homosexual editor of The New Republic in his column of June 21, 1993; and the psychiatrist Yale Kramer, in a penetrating analysis in last July’s issue of The American Spectator.”

This, of course, made me think that I had at last driven a stake through the heart of this pretentious, grandiose, hulk of a play and laid it to rest.

But cant, folly, and ignorance are difficult to get rid of. Now a new generation of media elitists are hyping Angels in America, this time about a new film version to be aired on HBO tonight and next Sunday.

This time the hype is so profuse that it took up almost three full pages in last Sunday’s edition of the Times. There Kushner was, big as life, in a photo covering almost half of the front page of the Arts & Leisure section—dreamy-eyed, wearing an ankle-length black coat, poetically mufflered—our resident, aging (now he is forty-seven), genius. The ladies of the press left no detail of his creative life to the imagination. They included in a sidebar a list of some of the young genius’s more profound ideas: “Bush out of the White House in 2004; the retirement of Rehnquist, Scalia, and Thomas; Instant free psychoanalysis for anyone who owns or is thinking of buying an SUV; FREE! PUBLIC! SUPERB! NURSERY SCHOOL TO Ph.D.” These and several others are listed as his current political preoccupations—mind you, not dreams, or hopes, or wishes, but “political preoccupations.”

The interviewer seemed impressed by what she called his “verbal barrage.” “His conversation is quick, emphatic, torrential…” She quotes some of his brilliant conversation: “Brecht was like a light bulb going off.” [What he means is “like a flash bulb going off,” or “like a light bulb going on.” But he is too much of genius to care, apparently.] “He [Brecht] teaches you that within what is apparently a naturally occurring event lies a web of human labor and relationships. [Apparently he has discovered that human relationships are complex.] “He teaches you to see that something can be the thing it’s supposed to be, and not.” [It’s not clear whether he is referring to paradox or the difference between appearance and reality. In either case these are ideas that are taught at any decent college in the freshman year.] In this sample of his pretentious speech one can easily see that what passes for brilliance is a combination of name-dropping, pseudo-mastery, conviction, and above all else the uncritical sense he has of his own genius.

Is it unfair to make these generalizations about Kushner from a sentence or two in an interview? No, because much of his writing has this incoherent, incompletely thought-out quality. This is why most critics who characterize his writing as profound cannot really say in what his profundity consists. Much of what he says amounts to a torrent of buzz words and simplex ideas that get signal responses from his worshipful audiences.


What follows is an abridged version of the review-essay written in 1993 on the occasion of the play’s Broadway opening. The essay is an appropriate length for a monthly review, but quite long for a blog—even Horsefeathers. But the play is long, and as long as our cultural media still think it is a play of cultural importance, I believe it is our mission at Horsefeathers to expose it as an expression of fashionable folly. The first part of the essay will appear today and the second part next Sunday.


ANGELS ON BROADWAY

Yale Kramer

Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they recover their senses slowly, and one by one.

--Charles Mackay, Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds, 1852


“A most brilliant play,” proclaimed Sir Ian McKellen to the Tony Awards audience in 1993. “One of the greatest…as funny as it is profound,” shouted USA Today. Frank Rich, guru of cultural New York, pronounced on the occasion of its opening in Los Angeles that Tony Kushner’s two-part, seven-hour “Angels in America” had “created an original theatrical world” that “once entered by an open-minded viewer of any sexual or political persuasion, simply cannot be escaped.”


When it opened in New York it won the Pulitzer Prize. Producers nearly shed blood amongst themselves over which of them would bankroll the play on Broadway. Rarely before had we seen the media in such a feeding frenzy. The New Yorker’s John Lahr practically swooned in ecstasy. “From its first beat, ‘Angels in America’ exhibited a ravishing command of its characters and of the discourse it wanted to have through them with our society.” He ended his paean to the play in the mellifluous and reverential tones of an Addison DeWitt—the deliciously hypocritical maker-and-shaker of the theatrical world in All About Eve:


“Kushner and the excellent Taper ensemble had made a little piece of American theatre history on that cloudless California night. ‘Angels in America’ was now officially in the world, covered more or less in glory. It was a victory for Kushner, for theatre, for the transforming power of the imagination to turn devastation into beauty.”


The following issue of the New Yorker published a puff piece on Kushner himself that took the words out of Kushner’s mouth and turned them into the usual simplex New Yorker sociopolitical hash: “Kushner, however, did not set out to record the horror of AIDS alone but the horror of American life during the nineteen-eighties—the triumph of heartlessness and the withering of community.”

Actually, if you avoid the media hyperbole and keep a clear head about it, Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes, turns out to be more flawed than the official gatekeepers of our culture can acknowledge.

“Millenium Approaches,” Part I of “Angels in America,” does not stand alone as a play. You have to wait until Part II to find out the fate of its characters. There are three loosely connected subplots. Joe Pitt, a young Mormon lawyer, decent and honest, is working in New York as a law clerk for a federal court judge. He is also deeply unhappy in his marriage to Harper, a beautiful but flaky young woman addicted to tranquilizers. Apparently the problem is that Joe, a shy man, avoids sleeping with Harper and is struggling with homosexual inclinations and is deeply conflicted about them.

Subplot number two consists of the infamous Roy Cohn trying to persuade the decent and honest Joe Pitt, for whom he has a soft spot, to leave his wife and go to Washington to work as a “Roy Boy” in Ed Meese’s Department of Justice. Joe would be there, Cohn explains, to help protect Cohn against the enemies he believes he has in the white-shoe law firms trying to disbar him. In the middle of all this, Cohn discovers that he has AIDS and begins to show signs of mortality.

Subplot number three is about two gay men in New York: Louis, a Jew, and Prior, a WASP. They have been living together for four years and apparently love each other. At the funeral of Louis’s grandmother that begins the play, Prior tells Louis that he has AIDS. Louis struggles against but loses out to his fear of AIDS and leaves Prior to die alone. But his grief and guilt are not too great to prevent him from finding and seducing honest and decent Joe Pitt.

Part I ends on an indeterminate note: Harper is left in an hallucinatory Antarctica hoping for an Eskimo to come by; Joe is going off to Louis’s apartment to taste gay sex for the first time; Roy Cohen is left writhing in pain on his living room rug as the ghost of Ethel Rosenberg returns to haunt him; and Prior is having hallucinatory nightmares in which he is visited by the Angel of Death.

Although the play is not profound, it is understandable that audiences find it dazzling. It is meant to leave the audience bewildered, to make us feel, at the end of it, like dumb hicks—straight, three-piece-suited, permanent-waved goyim. Kushner can’t seem to tell the difference between profundity and razzle-dazzle; he should know that a profound work of art results in a sense of illumination and a clarity about the human condition, not "Wow, what does all this mean? It must be very deep." The razzle-dazzle is created by a combination of techniques serving no other function than to inspire awe and alienation.

There are thirty-two scenes in “Part I: Millenium Approaches,” alternating back and forth between the three plots, thus allowing logical and chronological gaps and discontinuities to occur without the author having to account for them, and leaving us doubtful on occasion about what exactly is going on. These thirty-two scenes are, moreover, often played as split scenes—two scenes at either end of the stage going on at once or alternately.

Contributing to the confusion is the gratuitous and unexplained androgyny. The opening scene consists of a eulogy spoken by a very old rabbi with a long beard—played by a woman. What’s going on? And later in the play, Roy Cohn’s physician tells him he has AIDS; the physician, Henry, is played by a woman in drag. Why? Don’t ask me.

We’ll skip the rapid, overlapping speech, and the excessive length that prolongs the evening well past 11:30 (by which time our critical faculties have long since gone to bed). These contribute to the “brilliance” and tumult but are not important. What is important is the uncertainty and equivocation created by the pseudo-madness and ambivalence in the play. Many of the scenes are dream scenes, or frank hallucinations. Here are the stage directions for Scene 7:

“Mutual dream scene. Prior is at a fantastic makeup table, having a dream, applying the face. Harper is having a pill-induced hallucination. She has these from time to time. For some reason, Prior has appeared in this one. Or Harper has appeared in Prior’s dream. It is bewildering.”

Okay, we get the idea; we’re not complete hicks. We know an analogical relationship when we see one. Though Prior and Harper have never met and don’t even know of each other’s existence, we perceive that they are both rejected lovers, victims of spiritual betrayal, she by her husband, he by his boyfriend. We also know that in the post-Freudian world of the theater, guys like Kushner like to put “higher" truths into the mouths of the insane or into the dreams or hallucinations of their characters, so that they can avow and disavow something at the same time. Both the responsibility for and the truth value of the revelation can remain in doubt. And Kushner is very good at this kind of ambiguous “truth” telling. He knows that audiences don’t like to be lectured, as they are in some other plays about homosexuals.

Kushner is nothing if not clever at warding off resistance to his messages, and ambivalence is another technique he uses for this purpose—almost to a fault. Harper tells Joe she is going to have a baby:

JOE: Are you really?
HARPER: No. Yes. No. Get away from me.


Of course modern audiences have come to expect ambivalence. But it’s one thing to acknowledge an ambivalence of the characters in the plays of Tennessee Williams or Arthur Miller, whose issues are personal and human-sized. It’s quite another to try to understand the messages that come out of the mouths of Harper and Louis and Joe, whose concerns are with Justice and Love and Good and Evil and Politics and Society, and who are characters in a play whose subtitle is “A Gay Fantasia on National Themes.”

The trouble is that between all the razzle-dazzle, the ambivalence, and the pseudo-madness it is hard to know what the characters, the playwright, and we ourselves believe by the end of the evening. We are, as the playwright wishes us to be, bewildered. Intimidated, confused, impotent, and alienated from what is going on onstage—the way, Kushner wants us to believe, the gay man feels in America today.

Alienation is, indeed, one of the major themes of the play. The first scene, in which the old rabbi makes a funeral speech, sounds the tonic note of alienation—“how we struggled, and how we fought, for the family, for the Jewish home, so that you could not grow up here, in this strange place, in the melting pot where nothing melted.” For Kushner, being a Jew is a metaphor for being gay.

On the surface, the play seems to be about the conflict between love and loyalty on the one hand and self-gratification on the other, between selflessness and doing your own thing. The post-Freudian homosexual ideal is to not go against your nature—to be true to your instincts. Two of the major figures in he play—Louis, the ambivalent Jewish intellectual, and Joe, the moral, upright lawyer trying to fight off his homosexual feelings—are faced with this conflict. Louis claims to love Prior, who needs him more than ever now that he is dying of AIDS, yet Louis runs away. He engages in much weeping and breast-beating over his faithlessness, but these have no apparent effect on his behavior. His suffering serves only to arouse him to betray Prior even more by seducing young Joe Pitt, who is wandering around looking to be seduced.

Joe’s moral dilemma is whether to leave his helpless wife and come out of the closet—transgressing against the laws of his God and his parents but being true to his homosexual inclinations—or continue to be a good man “and learn to live dead, just numb.”

All of the protagonists are deeply flawed and yet embody some redeeming quality that makes it possible for the audience to identify with them. It also makes it possible for the author to both accept and reject responsibility for some important truth that each of the characters utters. Louis, pathetically weak, childish, and cowardly, is also witty, and charmingly self-reproachful. Joe is timid, passive, and confused, but decent, kind, and good. Even Roy Cohn, who is meant to be demonic—which in Kushner’s scheme is the same as being Republican—demonstrates flashes of redeeming tenderness. But more important, what redeems him is his homosexuality—even though he hates homosexuals. In some sense Kushner is saying that no matter what evil Cohn committed in his life, the fact that he was a homosexual makes him worthy of redemption.

Cohn is certainly the most compelling character in the play. Like Satan in “Paradise Lost,” he has all the best lines; we listen to his blasphemies, his sophistries with fascination, half believing them and admiring him. He stands for ruthlessness, lawlessness, raw power, and unbridled self. He redefines the essence of homosexuality, in one of the most interesting moments of the play, as impotence in the real world rather than sexual preference. Power, he says, is what defines a heterosexual man, not whether he “fucks around with guys.” This may be self-delusion, but there is a grain of truth in what Cohn says, and Kushner knows it.

In fact, the moral dilemmas of Louis and Joe are cliches in the world of gay drama. Every so-called AIDS play—Robert Chesley’s “Jerker,” William Hoffman’s “As Is,” Larry Kramer’s “The Normal Heart”—focuses on the issues of loyalty and fear of abandonment: Will you still love me and stay with me when I’m diseased, ugly, and dying? Should I stay with him when he’s dangerous and no fun to be with? And the coming-out-of-the-closet dramas like “March of the Falsettos” all face similar issues of betrayal: Should I leave my wife and children, whom I love, and finally realize my true self, or do my duty to them and go on living a lie?

These moral issues don’t seem like cliches in “Angels in America” because of all the theatrical tumult. Before you realize what is happening you are off to the next scene/subplot. And all those mystical moments—feathers falling out of nowhere inexplicably; the Book of Life suddenly appearing and disappearing in someone’s vision; Prior’s ancestors from past centuries appearing to him for some hard-to-understand purpose; and finally the pseudo-apocalyptic appearance of the Angel of Death in the final moments—the theater of the Fabulous, as Kushner calls it—make it easy to disguise the basically familiar plot structure.

What Kushner is good at besides theatrics is humor. The humor is mocking and self-mocking, some of it clever. Much of it is gay-oriented. Louis and Prior are both effeminate, and so do and say a lot of campy things that get laughs because some in the audience will recognize them as gay and thus get pleasure from seeing them onstage—the schlock of recognition, so to speak. The laughs depend more on performance or intonation than verbal wit. For example, Prior says, “Jewish curses are the worst. I personally would dissolve if anyone ever looked me in the eye and said, ‘Feh.’” This gets a very big laugh because of the intonation and exaggeration of the performance.

Though there is much hand-wringing, shouting, and weeping among the players, most of this is strangely unmoving. This is because the play is not about real people and the motives that drive the characters are not human motives, but the invented motives of an allegorist. The people on stage are symbols or stereotypes—The Cold Strict Mother, the Ruthless Power-Mad Egomaniac, The Weak, Effeminate, Charming Gay. This is not immediately apparent because of Kushner’s clever use of ambivalence to make his allegorical symbols appear more realistic and human than they really are. There is no one with whom one can empathize as we could with Albin, the drag queen in the film “La Cage aux folles,” in his poignant moments of self revelation. Where “La Cage aux folles” had no message and was about human feeling, “Angels in America” has more messages than Western Union and only bogus feelings that remain unshared by the straight audience.

The recognition of a sense of alienation as a social phenomenon goes back to Marx and Durkheim, and has been ascribed to many economic and political causes since then. And from the beginning of time many groups have been identified as alienated—the Christians because of their Roman persecutors, workers because of the grinding condition imposed on them by the owners of the means of production, Jews because of the anti-Semitism of Christians, blacks because of the racism of whites, youth because of the oppressive values of adults. Now the spotlight has focused on homosexuals and their persecutors, the so-called homophobes.

In all of the gay plays on and off Broadway, the theme of alienation is central—as it is in “Angels in America.” Throughout the play images of alienation abound in the form of craziness, racism, anti-Semitism, and homophobia. In all of these, the victim’s persecutor takes the form of the white male heterosexual Republican Establishmentarian. Prior says:


“People in a boat, waiting, terrified, while implacable, unsmiling men, irresistibly strong, seize…maybe the person next to you, maybe you, and with no warning at all, with time only for a quick intake of air you are pitched into the freezing, turbulent water and salt and darkness to drown.”


The metaphor for AIDS and homosexuality is always the same—impotent, passive victims controlled, persecuted, and doomed by powerful men unsympathetic to their needs.

What Kushner cannot acknowledge—because his Broadway audience includes straights as well—other gay coterie plays can acknowledge because they don’t worry about straight sensibilities. It is that the essence of alienation for gay men, or at least for the gay men who write plays, comes from the inner conflict they feel between what they really want and what the straight world can realistically give them.

It is foolish to suggest that there is only one set of gay values, one gay lifestyle. There are probably many—not an unlimited number, but at least several. There are some gay men who don’t want to march in parades or protest. There are some who want to lead discreet sexual lives, like many heterosexual men. There are some who have had one or very few sexual partners in their lives. There may even be some who are not interested in gay theater. It is therefore best to generalize in a very limited way to those gay men who write plays and those gay men who applaud them. (Female homosexuality has vastly different behavioral patterns and psychological dynamics.) These men know that sex can have many meanings, can be used for self-punishment, revenge, hostility, humiliation, love, degradation, and for other psychological purposes as well. Louis, in a spasm of guilty self-punishment, goes into the park late at night and finds an anonymous “butch” sadist.


MAN: What do you want?
LOUIS: I want you to fuck me, hurt me, make me bleed.


Many homosexuals like to define homosexuality publicly as the inherent need to love somebody of the same sex. Such a simple definition may be useful propaganda in the media or in congressional testimony but hardly even touches the more complex aspects of male homosexuality and its relationship to social and political forces.


[Part II of this essay will appear next Sunday]

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December 06, 2003

MEET NAVMEET—LET’S DRINK TO AMERICAN IMPERIALISM ?

The other day I tried to get my Hewlet-Packard scanner to work and found it had had some kind of cerebral accident and had become deaf and blind. It kept telling me that it didn’t recognize me anymore. Alarmed, I reached for the phone and finally managed to find HP’s help number (not easy) and called the 800 number. I was told by some kind of voice-robot that HP did not support my scanner model free anymore and that If I wanted to pay $25 I could get some tech support.

I found the voice-robot’s sangfroid in the face of my anxiety and pain disconcerting, but that’s what robots are good at, I told myself. Desperate, I submitted to its demands, keeping in the back of my mind that the scanner was several years old and that I had paid only about $100 for it in the first place.

Soon I found myself connected with a series of polite, disembodied voices with an unmistakable Indian lilt. Eventually I was assigned to a young woman who identified herself as Ranu and welcomed me to HP tech support and inquired whether she could she help me. I proceeded to tell her what was wrong. She then asked some relevant questions and we embarked on a technological adventure together through the maze of the the WindowsXP operating system. She was very patient, knowledgeable, sweet, and, after two hours of probing and testing, baffled by the diagnostic problem my scanner’s brain presented. At this point she asked whether I would mind if she brought in a senior tech support person for a consultation.

Gladly, I said, having gradually become discouraged with Ranu’s abilities to find the problem and fix it. I was sorry for Ranu because in the course of the two hours we had worked together, finding and deleting this or that mysterious file in my Registry (whatever that was), I had discovered that she was talking to me from half a world away in New Delhi and that it was evening there while it was only mid-morning in New York. I had become used to her British accented English with that faintly musical quality that Indian speech has. And she had worked competently and hard on the problem. But my patience was beginning to wear.

A few minutes later I heard a strong American voice come on the line. It was a take-charge voice and I felt relieved, I am chagrined to say, that a more knowledgeable American was on my case. I had the idea that we had been transferred from India to Boise, Idaho, and this guy, who sounded intelligent, resourceful, and determined would fix the problem.


An hour or so later I had discovered that this senior technician really knew his stuff, was smart as a whip, and had a dogged determination. At one point in the course of his investigations and instructions to me I had made a mistake and lost the ability to control my cursor and had no way of rebooting the computer. Like Natty Bumpo he led me down the secret byways of the operating system to safety. Whew, I said to myself, enough. And the problem was still unsolved.

He tried to reassure me that my problem was now his problem and that even if took a month, he would find the problem. I asked his name, thinking that I wanted to thank him for working so hard and say goodbye to him and my old scanner.

That’s when I learned that he was not in Boise, but in New Delhi, and that his name wasn’t Bill it was Navmeet, and he was not 35 but 22. I told him that he spoke English like an American. He said that he would take that as a compliment. We spoke for a moment or two and he tried to persuade me to give him just 24 more hours to research the problem and he might be able to find the solution, or some way of working around it. I thanked him profusely and told him that it would be cheaper for me to buy a new scanner. And, although disappointed, he said graciously that he understood and hoped that I would give HP another chance.

Before I said goodbye, I told him that if I were forming a team of troubleshooters to solve the great problems of the world—evil, poverty, sickness, injustice—I would choose him to be on my team.

It was clear to me that this young man displayed all of the best traits of the American character: optimism, determination, confidence, initiative,responsibility, and competence. The myth of the pleasing, subservient, ineffectual Indian is dead. Navmeet had, to some extent, become Americanized through the transforming experience of taking part in the process of American commerce.

Perhaps now he has the freedom to choose between the best of Eastern and Western civilizations.


If there are many more people like Navmeet around in India it will soon be a powerhouse of commerce and industry. Guys like Navmeet don’t stay technicians for long. His energy and initiative will soon lead him into some kind of entrepreneurial enterprise. And that is the brand of Imperialism that the USA can be proud of.


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NICHOLAS KRISTOF'S BROKEN HEART

Watching presidential politics lately, I've been thinking back to when I was 13 years old and had my heart broken for the first time. It was 1972, and I was antiwar and infatuated with Senator George McGovern. But as I handed out McGovern leaflets in Yamhill County, Ore., I was greeted as if I were the Antichrist. Soon afterward, Mr. McGovern was defeated in a landslide…”

        So begins Nick Kristof’s column advising Democrats not to nominate Howard Dean. Apparently he has never gotten over his first case of adolescent heartbreak. For most 13 yr. olds, such pain would probably have been caused by a disappointed longing for another 13 yr. old. Kristof, however, plighted his adolescent troth to George Mc’Govern’s campaign for President! Since then he has reached some post-traumatic conclusions that he offers to his fellow liberal democrats. To sum them up: loser candidates like George Mc’Govern or Adlai Stevenson were just too smart, too wise for those of us who couldn't tolerate such intelligence in a political leader. Their oh so intelligent supporters failed to recognize that the rest of America is comprised of a bunch of dolts, who lack Kristof’s deep sophistication and affection for liberal truth tellers. They are resentful and envious of the superior intelligence of the Mc’Governs, Stevensons and Deans. The reason such highly intelligent men inevitably lose is because they fail to conceal their wisdom and knowledge from the envious rubes. Thus “…Mr. Dean is smart, but he knows it. America's heartland oozes suspicion of Eastern elitists, and Mr. Dean's cockiness would exacerbate that suspicion..” By contrast, Bill Clinton won because he pretended to be dumb, and succeeded in hiding his intelligence from your average dumb voter. Kristof cites Adlai Stevenson’s quip on the campaign trail: “…After one of his typically brilliant campaign speeches, someone shouted out to Stevenson from the crowd that he had the votes of all thinking Americans. Stevenson shouted back, saying that wasn't enough: "I need a majority!"

        Kristof, even as he is critical of his fellow liberals, never wonders what has become of a once muscular body of ideas now amounting to little more than a cocktail party pose of self-flattering scorn for the majority of Americans. He is utterly unaware of the contempt oozing from his column. No recognition that those who voted for Eisenhower against Stevenson might have been quite as intelligent as those who were seduced by Stevenson's shallow wordsmith glibness. The same holds for many who preferred Nixon to Mc'Govern, finding Mc'Govern's foreign policy stance superficial, ahistorical and dangerous. Kristof raises no questions about the failures of liberalism because he shares in its assumptions. He never even questions his first love; it stays pure in memory, continues to produce feelings of superior intelligence, despite the residue of pain. Perhaps if his readers can keep in mind that they are a superior minority of the highly intelligent, they can be spared the pain of a shattered romance.
See Kristof's column here

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December 04, 2003

MASHAAN sure bin MAD

Our friends the Saudis: you just can't make this stuff up.

Saudi National Beheaded for Patricide

Dammam [SPA]...................................

"A Saudi, convicted of killing his father during sleep, was executed here on Wednesday, the interior ministry said in a statement.
"Mashaan bin Mad Allah bin Shaman bin Mashaan Al-Shammari was found guilty of shooting his father with a machine gun while he was asleep," the interior ministry statement said.

It added that the culprit then took the body and buried it in a desert area to conceal the crime.
The statement pointed out that a verdict was issued by the Sharia Court and approved by the Cassation Court and the Supreme Judicial Council. Accordingly a Royal order was issued for carrying out the death penalty. "

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ADVANCES IN ART AND EDUCATION (CONT.)

How fortunate that we live in an age where archaic inhibitions have been discarded in favor of artistic "freedom". At NYU a film student has advanced the claims of art to include live sex captured on film. No doubt this is just what our uptight culture needs. Horsefeathers has no problem with straightforward pornography, but why are such liberated rebels so eager to wrap themselves in the mantle of "art"? Note the following:
"...Professor de Jesus said he supported the film from the start. "It did have redeeming values, and it was fine with me, especially having seen her previous work. She's a young woman with lots of integrity." But when he checked with the administration, he said, "All I kept hearing was, `No, no, no, she can't do this.' " Ms. Carmicino said that she then withdrew the idea to avoid putting her professor on the spot.

In Ms. Carmicino's view, the university was censoring a work about how people censor their own behavior. She said her video, titled "Animal," was supposed to depict the contrast between public and private behavior: "The whole concept of it was to compare the normal behavior of people in their everyday lives versus the animalistic behavior that comes out when they are having sex."

She planned to intersperse 30-second clips of passionate sex with scenes of the couple engaged in more mundane activities, like watching television and reading a newspaper.

Simulating the sex would have defeated her purpose, she said. "That's censoring the sex part. My thing is how we censor ourselves during the day when we're not having sex."

Mr. Pierce, the Tisch spokesman, said that film and art students at the university frequently try to test limits. Administrators often have to apply sensible guidelines for provocative works, and rarely draw news media attention when they do so, he said.

Conversations with several Tisch students sympathetic to Ms. Carmicino's efforts made it clear that explicit content in classroom work was not unusual.

Vera Itkin, 20, a sophomore, said that one film in a class contained graphic secondhand footage from a pornographic movie and that two scripts called for hard-core sex scenes, one with dead people.

Lisa Estrin, 19, a sophomore, said she made a film showing simulated sex between two stuffed toys, Minnie Mouse and Lamb Chop.

Ms. Carmicino also has the support of her mother, Theresa Carmicino, a retired social worker in Shelby Township, Mich., near Detroit, who said, "It's not subject matter I probably would like, but I think she had the right to represent herself the way she likes." See the rest here

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HORSEFEATHER’S AWARD FOR DEEP THINKING GOES TO…WESLEYAN UNIVERSITY AND SMITH COLLEGE

Wesleyan University isn’t known as “Diversity University” for nothing. According to “Inside Academe,” a publication of the American Council of Trustees and Alumni, Wesleyan will soon begin providing “gender blind” accommodations for “transgender” students, individuals who feel that the male-female choice is too confining. They will be assigned rooms in a floor of their own “not restricted to traditional limitations of the gender binary…ideal for students whose gender identification and/or gender expression varies from the standard paradigm.”


Meanwhile, at Smith, a women’s college, students have voted to eliminate all female pronouns in their constitution on the grounds that “she” and “her” offend those students who identify themselves as transgendered (all of whom are what used to be referred to as female). Smith’s Director of Institutional Diversity (no, we didn’t make this up) says that at Smith “there is a place for all kinds of women,” presumably including those who don’t want to be identified as women. The campus also boasts a psychotherapist hired as a trans-gender specialist, who explains, “There are a lot of students here who…identify in a more gender-ambiguous way. They have come to a campus where that’s very much supported.” Support of a kind is also provided by parents who pay the tuition at Smith, somewhere in the neighborhood of $30,000 a year.

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December 03, 2003

HISTORY TEACHES

A hat tip to Counterrevolutionary and Instapundit for this one!
Apparently handwringing was perfected at the NYTimes long long ago.

DARK GERMAN OUTLOOK ENCOURAGES RESISTANCE
By DREW MIDDLETON
By Wireless to THE NEW YORK TIMES.
New York Times; Jan 20, 1946; pg. 66

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December 02, 2003

OUR FRIENDS THE EGYPTIANS

Jewish Holy Books On Display at the Alexandria Library:
The Torah & the 'Protocols of the Elders of Z
ion'

Recently, a manuscript museum opened at the new Alexandria Library, which was renovated by the Egyptian and Italian governments via UNESCO. In the November 17, 2003 issue of the Egyptian weekly Al-Usbu', correspondent Jihan Hussein reported(1) that the museum had added "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion" to the display case of the holy books of the monotheistic religions, next to a Torah. The book on display is the first translation of the "Protocols" into Arabic, by Muhammad Khalifa Al-Tunisi, and its binding, according to the report, features "a Star of David, the Bolshevik Jewish symbol, surrounded by symbolic snakes." The following is an interview with the museum's director, Dr. Yousef Ziedan, in which he explains why he decided to add the "Protocols" to the exhibit:

'The Protocols of Zion Are More Important Than the Torah'

"When my eyes fell upon the rare copy of this dangerous book, I decided immediately to place it next to the Torah. Although it is not a monotheistic holy book, it has become one of the sacred [tenets] of the Jews, next to their first constitution, their religious law, [and] their way of life. In other words, it is not merely an ideological or theoretical book..."

See the rest of MEMRI's report here.

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December 01, 2003

WAR OF IDEAS: LIBERALISM VS. HUMAN NATURE

Horsefeathers maintains that contemporary liberalism, in its therapeutic manifestation, assumes that human aggression is solely a reaction to frustration, the frustration caused by mistreatment, unfairness and deprivation. Since human nature is inherently good, the utopian state will arrive when all grievances and injustices are empathically addressed and corrected. Adam Wolfson makes the connection between these ideas and the passion with which President Bush is hated.

...Almost all modern liberal thought begins with the bedrock assumption that humans are basically good. Within this moral horizon something such as terrorism cannot really exist, except as a manifestation of injustice, or unfairness, or lack of decent social services...

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