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August 30, 2003KATHY BOUDIN: THE NY TIMES SAYS HER DEBT HAS BEEN PAIDBefore she makes the TV rounds with Barbara Walters and Larry King, describing her quest for social justice, read Bradford Wilson on Ms. Boudin and another seeker after a better world, Katherine Anne Power- here. August 29, 2003August 29, 2003
Then in the eighties the feminist tail began to wag the dog. Women’s injustice, women’s abuse, women’s discrimination, women’s pride, women’s self-esteem, female political correctness, the glass ceiling, women in the army, women in combat, equality, equality, equality. Both of these transforming trends have attenuated slightly in the recent past, having resulted in many changes in the society—some good and perhaps some not so good. Now the tail wagging the dog is gayness. Of course homosexuals began their crusade in earnest in 1969, but AIDS cast a dark cloud over their emancipatory momentum for a long time. Now they are back with a full and advanced agenda. You can’t open your morning paper without some headline that refers to a gay issue. Gay priests, gay marriage, sodomy laws, gay plays, gay movies, and now a spate of new TV programs featuring gay issues—Grace and Will, Boy meets Boy, and the new universally popular Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. The last has become so popular that Bravo has a new one-hour episode each week plus nine or ten replays a week at various times. This is clearly not a New York City phenom or even a bi-coastal thing. It seems to have captured the interest of much of America. What’s it all about? Bravo has recruited five gay men—the Fab Five, Bravo calls them—who they say are experts in fashion, food, interior design, grooming, and relationships. “Each week their mission is to transform a style-deficient and culture-deprived straight man from drab to fab in each of their respective categories…. ”It's a full lifestyle make-over — a make better show where straight guys turn in their pleats for flat fronts, learn about wines that don’t come in a jug and come to understand why hand soap is not a good shampoo (and vice versa). When the journey is done, a freshly scrubbed, newly enlightened, ultra hip man emerges. ”The series was created by David Collins, a gay man, and developed by David Metzler, a straight man — a union of sensibilities that gives the show its depth, humor and edge.”
And that is because—other reasons aside—the straight guys are social basket cases. Somehow, most of their client/patients got stuck in early adolescence and never got past it. One, an artist, has not had a haircut in nine years; another, a wannabe musician, has to be taught how to shave. They don’t know how to look a little spiffy. They live in pigstys, their lives are lonely, constricted, and needless to say socially inhibited. They’re neither stupid nor crazy, but characters who’ve escaped from the world of Nathaniel West’s Miss Lonelyhearts. They’re sweet shlepps who need to be tutored in the basic aspects of being grown up. Each episode is light, fast-moving, and has funny scenes in which the gay team attempts to drag their straight guy into adulthood and self-respect. There is always some event that challenges the gay guys’ imagination: the artist has to look and act attractive at the opening of his art show; or the straight guy wants to ask his girlfriend to live with him. Naturally, the gays’ tutoring pays off and the straight guy wins the challenge. In the process he may learn how to make a quiche for his girl friend, or get a pedicure so he can appear a little more attractive, or how to fix up his apartment so a girl would not feel repelled by the idea of living with him, or how to be courtly to a woman. In short, the gay team manages to effect changes in the lives of these poor shlepps in a few days that my psychoanalytic colleagues might take years to accomplish. The question is what happens when the Fab Five moves on, and Bravo & Co. stop cleaning up and redecorating his apartment and the dishes begin to build up in the sink again, and he forgets to be nice to his girlfriend, and his toenails get long again? We’ll never know, but every week America can relive the Pygmalion fantasy with a new shlepper. And every week the adolescent part that still resides in every straight guy can enjoy, in some small measure, the fantasy of hope and redemption—that someday he will outgrow the urge to scratch his crotch in public, or pick his nose, or let his dirty laundry pile up, or be inconsiderate to the ones he loves without penalty. Or that some team of gay guys will come along and make it happen by magic, or better yet some beautiful woman will come along and make it happen the way it used to. The truth is that it’s always highly pleasurable to watch a make-over, whether it’s This Old House or My Fair Lady, and no less so in Queer Eyes for Straight Guys. That’s one of the reasons it has become so popular. It reinforces the infantile fantasy of magical redemption. So what’s wrong with that? Not a thing. But that is not all that’s going on on Bravo ten hours every week. What’s the subtext here? Ask yourself why the team of five helper-experts have to be gay? And the helpee straight? Why can’t the helpers be a team of charming, attractive straight men and women, or a mixed team of both straight and gay? And why can’t the helpees be female or gay as well as straight and male—there are certainly enough candidates in all categories that need makeovers. The answer is that the unspoken agenda is gay propaganda, spin, sensitivity training, or PR. The message is “Gay guys may be a little abnormal, but they’re smart, attractive, helpful, funny people who are a pleasure to have around. And straight men are nice but impotent, pathetic, clueless, and badly need help in the real world.” Previous attempts at getting straight people to accept gays have focused on the abuse and discrimination they have suffered. See how we have suffered, we victims of your oppression. Accept us now and love us for what we have suffered. Gay movies and plays have mined this theme over the past twenty-five or thirty years until now it is an empty cliché. A new century, a new approach. The Media, which is the natural turf of homosexuality, a world in which gay men and women are powerfully influential, has changed the spin from We are victims to We are practically normal, and even if we are a little kookie, we’re no more abnormal than you are, and besides, we’re irresistible and an asset in any social situation. And if Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is an example of the new gay spin, it works. Even though each episode ends with the helpee at least temporarily feeling that he has been helped and has achieved something, the viewer can’t help comparing the pathetically drab, inert, lower-middle-class social world of the helpee with the bubbly, sophisticated, smart, apparently limitless world of the five gay men. We’re sorry to see them fade out at the end and make a mental note to catch them again next week. But for all its popularity and fun Queer Eye for the Straight Guy gives a marvelous unwitting glimpse into the mind of gay men. Take a recent episode. George K. is a 27-year-old man who lives close to his mother in Astoria, Queens. She has furnished his little apartment (the way she did her own), cooks his meals, and looks after him the way she has since he was born. He is the center of her life and vice versa. He is a body builder and has a job as a personal trainer. Although he has a vague dream about someday having his own gym business, he spends most of his time building his own body and talking about body building with others. He has no idea what is involved in creating his own gym business, nor does he spend any energy in finding out. He has a kind of stunted interest in women; he says that he’d like to have a social life and girl friend but his behavior suggests that his main emotional interest besides his body is his mother and her interest in his care. He has let his hair grow down to his shoulderblades and bleaches it blond, believing that it makes him look like Jon Bon Jovi. He loves to gaze at himself in the mirror and so has twelve mirrors in his small apartment. In summary he gives the impression of a nice boy who is caught in a very gluey relationship with his mom and who will never become independent of her unless some earthquake happens in his life. The Fab Five gay team and their bosses at Bravo have decided that one size fits all: that there is one set of values that cures their straight clients—developing their feminine side. This is achieved by encouraging their nest-building instincts (interior decorating), stimulating their body-narcissism (skin creams, hair dressing, pedicures, tanning, sexually attractive clothes), food preparation and feeding your loved ones, and teaching them to express and become more sensitive to the feelings of their love-objects. These arts are, of course, those at which many women, through nature and nurture, excel, and in which many men are deficient or disinclined to learn. And it is this very curriculum—the feminization (some would call it the civilization) of men that has been tops on the cultural agenda of America for the last thirty years thanks to the American feminist movement. The tendency in contemporary culture to tame or feminize men is only one side of the coin of cultural androgyny. The other side is, of course, the masculinization of women which goes on at the same advanced pace. For poor George K., of course, it doesn’t really matter very much. He is so locked in an inseparable embrace with his mother that a few more lessons on how to be more feminine won’t change much. For the rest of us more or less straight guys who know enough to get a haircut once in a while, and to chose a nice bottle of wine when we take our women to dinner, and to make enough money to give them a gold watch every now and then instead of rippling our muscles at them—for the rest of us Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is just some more writing on the wall, another penny in the piggy-bank of androgyny. August 28, 2003NEVILLE CHAMBERLAIN AWARD FOR PURSUIT OF PEACE THROUGH APPEASEMENTTo: Magnus Ranstorp, director of the Center for the Study of Terrorism and Political Violence at St. Andrews University in Scotland for saying of Hamas " ... 97 or 98 percent of the movement's activity is geared toward social needs..." (apparently murder of Israeli children satisfies the "social needs" of many Palestinians). Ranstorp is oh so concerned for the downtrodden, while such caring and humanistic countries as France and Belgium are also "...concerned (that) harming the social work Hamas does would create more hardship for the Palestinians and risk a still more violent backlash..." August 27, 2003"GENTLEMEN MAY CRY PEACE, PEACE, BUT THERE IS NO PEACE"---PATRICK HENRY        Dave Kopel of NRO reminds us that today is the 75th anniversary of the Kellog-Briand pact which outlawed war. "The Pact, produced by American Secretary of State Frank B. Kellogg and French Foreign Minister Aristide Briand was eventually ratified by sixty-two nations, almost every sovereign in the world at the time. It passed the U.S. Senate with only a single negative vote. The Pact had, arguably, one success, in defusing a 1929 Soviet-Chinese dispute over a railroad in Manchuria. The other effect of the Pact was to encourage countries engaged in international aggression not to issue a formal declaration of war. Thus, there was no declaration of war for Japan's 1931 invasion of Manchuria, Italy's 1935 invasion of Ethiopia, and Germany's 1938 threatened invasion of Austria (which eventually took place peacefully, thanks to the cowardice of the Austrian government and the democracies). Kellogg was awarded a Nobel Peace Prize (Briand had already won one), putting him and Briand in the ranks of Prize winners such as Yasser Arafat, Jimmy Carter, Kofi Annan, Rigoberta Menchu, Le Duc Tho (North Vietnamese foreign minister), and others whose public careers ended up helping to cause war and violence. The Pact helped produce World War II, by making it appear that it was immoral or illegal to take decisive military action against Hitler when he was still weak, in the mid-1930s. All 15 of the original signatory nations ended up fighting in World War II. Notably, the Pact was produced under the administration of Calvin Coolidge, which shows that even conservatives can delude themselves with Wilsonian illusions about the power of international agreements. Technically, the Pact is still in force, a permanent reminder of folly of all who believe that pieces of paper, rather than powerful armies, will deter the aggression of dictatorships."         Kellog's 1930 Nobel prize address is a perfect expression of the liberal utopian sentiments that echo to this day in the remarks of Kofi Annan and those who place their faith in fantasies of universal peace under the sway of international courts and the UN. As the world was plummeting towards a disastrous war, Kellog was happily predicting that reasoned discourse, good will, and education would bring peace: "...during the last ten years the European countries have, with patience and statesmanlike vision, been settling these difficult problems, which in other times might have brought on international conflict. Many of these disputes have been submitted to the Court of International Justice, and the judgment of that tribunal has always been accepted as final. That there are yet many differences which must be adjusted, there is no doubt, but I have the utmost confidence in the people that these problems will be worked out by peaceful means, for all must realize that war will only bring on additional burdens and greater injustice, and is there anyone who believes that any of these questions growing out of the war is worth plunging Europe, and perhaps the world, into another war? What we need is to keep cool and above all keep our confidence in the people that in time these questions which are agitating the public mind will be adjusted. There will always be disputes between nations which, at times, will inflame the public and threaten conflicts, but the main thing is to educate the people of the world to be ever mindful that there are better means of settling such disputes than by war. It is by such means as the prize offered by your Committee that the attention of the world will be focused and that men and women will be inspired to greater efforts in the interest of peace. The churches, the peace societies, the schools and colleges should add their educational influence to this great movement." OUR FRIENDS, THE EGYPTIANSThe official Egyptian daily Al-Akhbar explains why it is the duty of all Arabs to oppose America. According to Fatma Abdallah Mahmoud, America has sent an army of cannibals into Iraq to mutilate and devour innocents. '...America Does No Less than the Prehistoric Cannibals' "'Dictionnaire Larousse' adds to this 'enjoyable' explanation that this was how the cannibals, who were barbaric creatures similar to beasts of prey, took vengeance upon their enemies. They would slaughter them, tear them limb from limb, and mutilate the corpses, exactly as the American forces did to the bodies of Saddam Hussein's two sons Uday and Qusay, whose distressing and shocking pictures were circulated by the world media. "Every place that it destroys, annihilates, and plunders treasure and oil [from], America does no less than what primitive cannibal tribes did in the prehistoric era!!... " MISSILE THERAPY: MORE EFFECTIVE THAN DIPLO-THERAPY"The prospect of being hanged in a fortnight concentrates the mind wonderfully." The brave "militants", "fighters", "resisters", those peace loving Palestinians, turn out to be brave only when sending other people's children on suicide bomb missions. When it comes to their own skins they're not at all eager to meet Allah: Aug. 27, 2003 Many gunmen, bombmakers and rocket builders have been on the run for much of the past three years of fighting, but now they are taking more dramatic steps in the face of Israel's intensified manhunt. Israel has killed seven Hamas members, including a senior leader, in three missile strikes in five days. The latest strike was a botched helicopter attack against a car carrying Hamas members in Gaza City on Tuesday that instead killed a bystander, a waterpipe vendor. Israel's army chief has warned every militant is a "potential target for liquidation." In response, Hamas is urging its members to take new precautions. The Islamic militant group posted leaflets on mosque doors, telling fugitives to stay indoors or, if they must move around, to ride in cars alone, never in groups. "Our brothers should use different clothes ... and change their appearance," the flyer said. August 26, 2003HORSEFEATHERS "LIBERAL CANT" AWARD        Horsefeathers maintains that liberalism has become the ideology of utopian fantasists who regard human nature as naturally benign. Destructive behavior is caused by deprivation--poverty, lack of education, and psychological misunderstanding. The preferred stance to take is a therapeutic one. Thus, when murderers come to kill us, it's best to treat them empathically, to acknowledge the legitimacy of their anger. They are simply "acting out" some grievance that needs to be addressed. Or they misunderstand our benign motives which we need to explain more clearly. Christianity, once the repository of a darker view of human nature, has been permeated by this sunny, utopian therapeutic fantasy. A perfect encapsulation of the liberal world view, is the letter sent to Kofi Annan by the Anglican observer to the United Nations: "..We are deeply saddened and concerned that terrorists do not appreciate (our italics)the sincere objectives of the United Nations to bring about peace and security to the world and especially in Iraq and the Middle East..." And the therapeutic answer follows: track down the terrorists and..."minister to them and all people to appreciate the work of the United Nations in promoting peace in the Middle East." August 25, 2003VACATION NOTES        Returning from two weeks in Ireland, Horsefeathers can safely note that its many wonderful pubs not only serve fine Irish whiskey, but ample portions of love for America. No preening French condescension, no scorn and contempt for our President and his leadership. No sophisticated European condescension to American culture. Just affection. Typically, one cab driver, after telling us that 9-11 was “a black day in Ireland”, refused a tip out of gratitude for all that America has done for the Irish! In short, Horsefeathers spent two weeks in a land where the exigencies of life are accepted, grappled with and frequently overcome—without resort to blaming the great Satan, America, for any and all disappointments. “America has always welcomed us, so we welcome you” was a typical refrain. What a contrast with the haughty and obnoxious Air France officials we encountered on our way to and from de Gaulle Airport in Paris! Unlike the "old Europe", Ireland has prospered in recent years by developing an educated work force, embracing free market capitalism, and transforming itself into a technologically sophisticated modern country. Its greatest natural resource: its people. Religious and ethnic hatreds are receding and have been replaced by a robust modern and prosperous culture. August 24, 2003
August 07, 2003HORSEFEATHERS AWARD FOR REASONED DISCOURSE        Horsefeathers offers another glimpse of human folly before departing on vacation outside the range of computers and the New York Times. We will return in the last days of August.         Drawing on a combined 70+ years as physicians, observing human nature up close and personal, we have concluded that the capacity and desire for self-delusion is limitless. It is far easier to attribute one’s failings to external forces rather than acknowledge one’s own shortcomings. Call it denial and projection, it is as true of cultures as individuals. Failed Arab thugocracies prefer accusing a successful democracy, Israel, of the very savageries they themselves regularly practice (think Jenin “massacre”). God forbid they should recognize their own gross failure to contribute anything of cultural significance in the last 13 centuries, other than the perfection of suicide bombing. Similarly, if every ideology is a species of auto-biography, we have learned to beware of grand schemes for human improvement, so appealing to failed cultures and individuals unable or unwilling to grapple with the limitations imposed by reality. These ideological schemes are doomed by virtue of the impossibility of transcending human nature, but it is always easier to blame enemies and find scapegoats than to acknowledge failure. Totalitarian ideologies seek to create human nature anew. Whether “Soviet Man” or “Aryan Man” or the latest Wahhabi version of perfect “Islamic man”, these rest on a view of the perfectibility of human beings that is unattainable. Infidels must be blamed—and destroyed- to achieve a perfect world. The malignant nature of such ideologies draws power from the yearning in everyone for a blissful world of perfection in which peace, love and understanding effortlessly prevail . Thus there is always a ready pool of benign, kindly, useful idiots. In the West these are the liberal wordsmith intellectuals in the media and universities, for whom shared conviction of their natural superiority makes them impervious to self criticism or self awareness. Instead they are aggrieved, resentful, because they are insufficiently appreciated. They bolster one another's sense of specialness and entitlement. How can it be that their glib, utopian advice is so undervalued? It must be that stupid white men like Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush have fooled 'Boobus Americanus'. They wax nostalgic for the “idealism” of failed utopias like Communism. And so they are receptive to conspiracy theories of the sort that endlessly pour out of the Arab media. Because of this shared mind-set it should come as no surprise that the Op-Ed page of the New York Times has come to sound much like Al-Ahram, the Arab News and the Zayed Center of the United Arab Emirates. The world's problems are traceable to George W. Bush and his neo-con advisers. There is no need for rational debate because, to the true utopian believer, it is self evident. Such high-mindedness must be correct.         Thus the Horsefeathers summer 2003 award for reasoned discourse will be shared by Dr. Umayma Ahmad Al-Jalahma, professor at King Faysal University, Saudi Prince Amr Muhammad Al-Faysal, and Maureen Dowd of the NYTimes. All three are conspiracy theorists convinced that those crafty Jews, in thrall to Ariel Sharon, are conspiring to rule the Arab world and have staged coups against America. Here is a sampling of their ideas: Umayma Ahmad Al-Jalama King Faysal University Professor: Jews Consider Iraq Part of Greater Israel 'Awaken… Before We Discover That Dirty Hands Have Already Strangled Us' "…Yes, they strive to purchase Iraqi land from its owners, and they intend to deepen the roots of Jewish settlement in Iraqi soil, under the American flag. I fear that they will actually realize this goal by freely giving money to the impoverished, destitute people of Iraq, who cannot find a way to end the days of famine, the days of misery and poverty, which have consumed everything…." Prince Amr Muhammad Al-Faysal: "President Bush and his Strangelovian colleagues of the neoconservative movement are the culmination of a long process whereby the American far right is attempting the hijack of the United States . This can only be done by subverting the democratic process and perverting the U.S. Constitution. Unfortunately, some members of the Jewish community have supported this attempt in the belief that the state of Israel will be better served by a U.S. firmly in the grip of the far right…” And Maureen Dowd explaining the devious conspiracy by the all powerful neocons to impose their Israel first policies on the world: “…Make sure it's good for Ariel Sharon. Just as the neocons made their move on Mr. Powell, pro-Israel hawks scorned the secretary for not being on their team in the peace process. Israel's supporters scoffed at the new threat to cut loan guarantees as a State Department policy, not a White House policy…”         Horsefeathers expects that as we continue to defend ourselves in World War IV, conspiracy theories will exfoliate, and alliances will solidify between utopians of the left and America hating Islamo-Nazis eager to scapegoat Jews. August 03, 2003LETTER FROM A SOLDIERYou sure won't find this in the NYTimes! Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003, 11:09:09 GMT Hey Guys, sorry it's been so long since I've sent anything but a quick note to you individually. However things have been pretty hectic since the end of hostilities and the start of the real war. Despite what the assholes in the press like to say over and over: 1) We did expect some armed resistance from the Ba'ath Party and Feydaheen; 2) It isn't any worse than expected; 3) Things are getting better each day, and 4) The morale of the troops is A-1, except for thenormal bitching and griping. My brief love affair with the press, especially the guys who had the cojones to be embedded with the troops during the fighting, is probably over, especially since we are back being criticized by the same Roland Headly types that used to hang around the Palestine Hotel drinking Baghdad Bob's whiskey and parroting his ridiculous B.S. I'm in Baghdad now, since SpOpComm 5 relocated here from Qatar. It looks, sounds and smells about the same but at least you can get Maker's Mark at the local OC. We came up in mid-June to help set up operation Scorpion and Sidewinder. It represents a major (and long overdue) shift in tactics. Instead of being sitting ducks for the ragheads we now are going after the worthless pieces of fecal matter. I'm no longer baby-sitting the pukes from CNN and the canned hams from the networks, but have a combat mission coordinating a bunch of A teams, seeking, finding and rooting out the mostly non-Iraqis that are well-armed, well-paid (in U.S. dollars) and always waiting to wail for the press and then shoot some GI in the back in the midst of a crowd. The only reason the GIs are pissed (not demoralized) is that they cannot touch, must less waste, those taunting bags of gas that scream in their faces and riot on cue when they spot a camera man from ABC,BBC, CBS, CNN or NBC. If they did, then they know the next nightly news will be about how chaotic things are and how much the Iraqi people hate us. Nothing more satisfying than working with the BEST damn soldiers in the world, flushing real human poop down the drain and giving some folks a chance at trying freedom for a change. They may learn to like it and then my great-great-grandson won't have to worry about some maniac trying to destroy the planet. August 3, 2003 STOP RIGHT THERE MR. PRESIDENT, DON’T SEND THE NATION’S MEN INTO LIBERIA TO SHOW OFF YOUR COMPASSION THERE IS NO NATIONAL INTEREST THERE
Even after civilization began, the killing of one people by another did not stop. The Romans killed the Christians, the Christians killed the Moslems, the Catholics killed the Protestants, and they all killed the Jews. Then in the last century civilized man learned about big-time genocide and the Bolsheviks eliminated their Ukrainian enemies—seven or eight million of them—through collective starvation. The Japanese killed and raped Nanking. The Germans killed six million European Jews. The Northern Sudanese Moslems have killed millions of Southern Sudanese Blacks. In 1994 it was the Hutus and the Tutsis. And then the Angolans, and on and on with mind-numbing predictability, until now…Liberia and its tragic predicament. What is it about Liberia that is different from all of the other massacres, crimes, and catastrophes that have plagued the miserable peoples of the world—the impoverished, ignorant, uneducated, innocent peoples stuck in the jungles, deserts, and garbage dumps of South America, Asia, and Africa? Why should the United States intervene in Liberia? Those calling for U.S. intervention are calling for armed intervention, not humanitarian assistance (because the latter has been forthcoming for decades—hundreds of millions of dollars). They want American boots on the ground to rescue the innocent people of Liberia from the numerous armies that are fighting a war for the control of the country. There are four loud choruses calling for armed intervention. The American liberal press, led by the New York Times; the liberal wing of the Democratic Party, especially the Black Caucus; Kofi Annan; and finally, some segment of the Monrovian population who have child-like illusions about the “real” relationship between their country and the United States. The American people and their representatives are not yet stirred by the Liberian tragedy. Nor do they see America’s role or responsibility in this foreign entanglement. And for good reason. Since its formation in 1822 the Liberian-American connection has been both superficial and tenuous. Under the auspices of the American Colonization Society, a private group of idealist do-gooders—God save us poor sinners from the mischief of do-gooders—organized themselves to transport freed Negroes from the United States and settle them in Africa; this despite the fact that the Negroes themselves were not so crazy about abandoning their native land for the African coast. Beginning on a small piece of coastal land, the new arrivals expanded their activities and control until Liberia became a sovereign state in 1847. The émigrés from America—never amounting to more than about 11,000 people—called themselves Americo-Liberians and brought with them values and attitudes from America which were both politically superficial and economically deep. They adopted the form of the U.S. Constitution, the colors of our flag and the motto on their seal, which read “The love of Liberty brought us here.” In fact they loved liberty so passionately that they refused to share any of it with the native indigenous peoples who made up 95 percent of the population and had been living in the land since the 12th Century. Although they had acquired a taste for the comforts of American life, and the habits of American plantation owners—their dress, their architecture, even their attitudes towards servants—they had not acquired the principle of one man one vote, or the principle of the rule of law. In fact Liberia is an anomaly among developing African countries. All the rest were colonized by white people and ruled by foreign governments. Only Liberia was colonized and ruled by an alien minority whose habits and values were solely those of black people. Irony of ironies—it didn’t matter. From the outset, the Americo-Liberians saw themselves as elite and superior to the indigenous population. They referred to the latter as “uncivilized” and “aborigines” who lived in tribal settings with “primitive” traditions. And just like the European colonizers around them, they treated the native Liberians with contempt and abuse. They encouraged the natives to stay in their tribal enclaves in the interior of the country while the Americo-Liberians occupied and exploited the coastal regions in which towns and cities began to flourish. And when they needed cheap labor to work in the iron mines and on plantations the elites resorted to transportation and forced labor, if necessary. The government of Liberia was, in fact, charged with and convicted of the use of slave labor by the League of Nations in 1931. When the 1847 constitution was formulated it made citizenship dependent on being black, but stipulated that the native population be designated as “aborigines” who were excluded from citizenship and economic life. This split remained in place and contributed to a low-level chronic spirit of alienation between the elite Americo-Liberian minority and the native indigenous population until it came to its catastrophic fruition 133 years later. Although formally a republic, Liberia remained a corrupt oligarchy well into the twentieth century, dominated by a handful of mulatto and black Americo-Liberian dynastic families who remained rich and powerful until 1980 when their chickens came home to roost. Government of, by, and for the few came to an end early on April 12, 1980, when a group of noncommissioned officers stormed Monrovia's Executive Mansion and carried out a successful coup d'etat against the government. The president and some two dozen members of his security guard were killed in the event. Ten days later 13 other high government officials were executed publicly after having been tried by a special military tribunal for a variety of offenses. The body that assumed control called itself the People's Redemption Council (PRC) and was led by a 28-year-old army master sergeant named Samuel Doe. The PRC proceeded to rule by decree after suspending the constitution and abolishing the legislature. Doe and his compatriots announced the immediate goals of ending the country's political and economic domination by a few Americo-Liberian families, stamping out corruption, and building a "new society" in which the republic's wealth would be distributed more equitably. Noble thoughts indeed. But as soon as he felt safely in power Doe murdered or imprisoned his co-revolutionaries and promoted himself from master sergeant to five-star general, commander-in-chief, and head of state. On November 12, 1985, one month after the election, a former colleague, supported by about 24 heavily armed men from the Gio nation, covertly entered Liberia through Sierra Leone and launched a putsch against President Doe. In a massive campaign of retribution against the coup plotters and their supporters, General Doe and his army went on a national killing spree, especially against innocent civilians who were associated with Gios and the ethnically related Mano people. Despite the bloodletting that ensued, General Doe was sworn in as President of Liberia on January 6, 1986, and thereby set the stage for Liberia's national nightmare. The Liberian civil war began three years later. In December 1989, when the National Patriotic Front of Liberia (NPFL), an insurgent organization led by Charles Taylor, a former official of the Doe Administration, invaded Liberia from the Ivory Coast with the assistance of regular soldiers from Burkina Faso. NPFL forces obtained their training from Libya, and received their financial support from Libya, Burkina Faso, Ivory Coast, and Liberian opposition groups abroad. But Taylor (who is now President) was no better for the Liberians than Doe—just as murderous, just as ruthless, just as brutal and just as self-serving. According to Amnesty International and reports by the United States Department of State, the NPFL committed massive human rights violation against the Liberian people. From that time until today Liberia has seen thousands of political murders committed by a rogues gallery of kleptocratic political criminals and a throng of acronyms promising freedom and justice but delivering anarchy and starvation; big men/boss/thugs like Charles Julu, Prince Yormie Johnson, Samuel Doe, Charles Taylor, Alhaji Kromah, Saigbe Boley, Roosevelt Johnson; and their acronymic gangs: NPFL, INPFL, ULMLD, ULIMO-K, LTNG, ULIMO-J, LPC, ETC, ETC, ETC. None of these gangsters and their respective militias represented any political agenda or social vision. They had no interest except in maintaining their own economic and power status. One of the motivations for the warlords to reject an early transition to normalcy was their exploitation of Liberia's natural resources. According to testimony given by Acting Assistant Secretary of State William H. Twaddell to the United States Congress on June 26, 1996, the "warlords [were] wantonly exploiting their country's resources to keep themselves and their ragtag forces in weapons with virtual impunity, and in some cases complicity." The primary sources of revenue for these warlords were Liberia's diamonds, timber, rubber, gold, and iron ore. From 1990 to 1993, Secretary Twaddell reported that the warlords stole approximately $422 million of the country's resources, and sold them to Belgium, France, and other European countries. Arms were then purchased in Europe, and transported to Liberia through Burkina Faso, Ivory Coast, Guinea, and Nigeria. The Liberian civil war had horrific consequences for the Liberian people. Over 10 percent of the population (300,000), mostly innocent civilians, were murdered; about three-quarters of the population became either refugees or displaced people; out of the 60,000 rebel fighters recruited by the warlords, about 60 percent were "child soldiers," and most of them are now suffering from drug addiction. Women and girls were reported to have suffered the most: they were raped and murdered with impunity by all the warring factions. Liberia is widely seen as one of Africa's preeminent "failed states" in which the central government has ceased to provide essential security and services. In the absence of state authority, territory is, in effect, ceded to contending militia groups that operate lawlessly and with impunity for crimes against civilians. For the past three years there has been an oscillating stalemate on the ground with tens of thousands of combat-related fatalities. Although much is made of a so-called “special relationship” that exists between the United States and Liberia, except for the hundreds of millions the U.S. has provided the government in aid, it has no economic interests in the country. France, Belgium and other European countries do however have economic interests in Liberia and would benefit greatly if America pulled their chestnuts out of the fire. According to Jack Burns at the Wasshington Dispatch, Michelin already owns four rubber plantations in Nigeria and is negotiating for a loan from the European Investment Bank for $25 million to establish a 10, 000 hectare new rubber plantation in Liberia; Michelin will graciously provide $10 million. Now, Societe Financiere des Caoutchoucs (SOCFINAL) owns three quarters of Liberian Agricultural Company (LAC) and is a Belgian holding company with agricultural, real estate, banking, and financial interests, and major holdings in rubber throughout the world. The International Finance Corporation (IFC) has signed agreements to help develop another rubber company in Liberia and will lend $3.5 million to the Liberian Agricultural Company (LAC), in the first large-scale private venture in Liberia's rubber sector since the civil war. West Africa now bears most of the traits of Central Africa in the growing tendency of its leaders to sponsor rebellions abroad to protect their positions at home. Burkina Faso, Guinea, Liberia and Côte d'Ivoire have all employed rebel groups either to get rid of their domestic enemies or to remove neighbouring leaders they do not like. President Taylor increasingly employs rebel troops in western Côte d'Ivoire, which he treats as a second front against the Liberian insurgency that threatens his rule. Ivorian President Laurent Gbagbo has been paying and arming just about anyone to balance Taylor's support for his foes. The essential points in this tangled mess are these. The do-good lobby asserts that rescuing the hapless victims of decades of anarchy and centuries of discrimination and injustice trumps the blood of our military. They talk ambiguously about supporting an ECOWAS force. The latter is an incompetent and unreliable army made up of West Africans which has committed rape and looting in the past and is not welcome in Liberia. In this circumstance what could “support” mean except fighting in a war that is the most difficult kind of war for our forces to fight: an unconventional war in which no one knows who the good guys and the bad guys are—they look alike—with no goal and no exit strategy. Our army would be fighting ten-year-old kids on drugs who are probably better with machine guns and RPGs than our troops because they’ve been doing it longer. “MARINES MASSACRE EIGHT-YEAR-OLDS IN LIBERIA”—how’s that for a human interest story in the New York Times? Such a war would involve the nationals of five or six West African nations and be bankrolled and weaponized by powerful Arab nations who have every reason to keep America busy in West Africa. The United States has no national interests to protect in Liberia whereas France, Belgium and others do have economic interests at stake let them spend French and Belgium blood to protect their rubber. Sad as its predicament may be, the United States bears no more relationship to Liberia than to any other African nation. Its rulers were racists and abusers of black men long after America began to correct its civil rights injustices. Its founders never grasped basic democratic principles and aped only the vilest aspects of America—greed and corruption. George W. Bush has sworn to protect the national interests of America and must resist the narcissistic pleasure of indulging his Christian conscience to be compassionate at the expense of the nation’s military. MEDICAL CARE IN SAUDI ARABIA        While the royals fly off to the land of the infidels for care at America's Mayo Clinic or Cornell's Weil Hospital, we now have a glimpse of life in a Saudi hospital. Shirley Ross of Medford Oregon worked as a nurse in Saudi Arabia for 3 years and has published an account. Here's a sample of life in the land of Wahabbi Islam: "...Consider the 8-year-old girl brought in by her father. The girl was suffering from a high fever. "She could hardly walk she was so sick," she recalls. "When I examined her, I found all these infected burn marks on her chest and back. I found out she had been burned with a hot iron by her grandfather, who was trying to cure her high temperature." Her father, who had a university degree from the United States, told an incredulous Ross that he couldn’t go against his father..." August 02, 2003THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS: SAUDI BENEVOLENCE        The Arab News explains: Saudi Arabia- caring, compassionate, misunderstood. "...The failure to prevent Sept. 11 was domestic. But Congress could not put the blame on the government’s top employees or any of its organizations, so it chose to blame foreign countries. The reality that the committee sought not to admit is that Al-Qaeda is a highly developed organization, extremely secretive, and took advantage of the benevolence and naiveté of Saudis,(our emphasis) the freedoms of America and of Muslim youths looking for any war to soothe their depression, without a thought for the danger of what they are doing..." OUR FRIENDS THE SAUDISDespite the State Dept.'s insistence that the Saudi tyrants are our friends, the truth is slowly emerging. In the wake of reports that the Saudi royals, their spies and henchmen clerics are deeply implicated in 9-11, Horsefeathers reprints below its assessment written one year ago. It is time to give Prince Bandar the boot, even if that means fewer parties for State Dept. appeasers. Then implement the recommendations of Horsefeathers. WE MUST MAKE THE SAUDI PRINCES FEEL OUR PAIN Yale Kramer << Back to Horsefeathers |