October 01, 2003

GUILTY WHITE MALES FIND ABSOLUTION

The healing power of art: California style-

"...Lt. Gov. Cruz Bustamante isn't the only rising star in his family -- his 39-year-old sister, Nao Bustamante, is making news for herself as well, as an avant-garde performance artist.

Her more notable performances include:

-- Wrapping herself in clear packing tape and emptying an entire can of hair spray into her hair while perched atop a 15-foot ladder.

-- Exploring the pop cultural relations between Mexico and the United States by traveling to fast-food restaurants dressed up as Ronaldo McDonald.

-- Strapping on burrito-dildos, upon which white males feast in an absolution ceremony for 500 years of colonial guilt.

Vegan burritos only -- no meat..".

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Comments

Now THAT is an ETHNIC SLUR and I DEMAND YOU RESIGN FROM THE BOARD....Ronald MacDonald was NOT a clown but Scottish hero and "a chieftain of high degree." Just joking of course..actuall RAY KROC is part of my lesson plan...along with DAVE THOMAS..GREAT ENTREPRENEURS or why we should say CUBA SI, YANQUI TAMBIEN
(We love Cuba and the Yanks too)

I have been boycotting McDonalds for years and it has had one good effect...my arteries are reasoably clear and my waistline is not TOTALLY out of control....Some people give me and A- but I am a tough grader...I give myself a C-

Posted by: Ricardo Munro on October 4, 2003 12:10 AM