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September 13, 2003

CLEAR THINKING BY ARAB LEADERS

Remember Dr. Abdul Rantisi, founder of that well known social service organization, Hamas? After surviving a bomb attack by the IDF he cited Allah as his protector. Well, Allah has his work cut out for him. Apparently Dr. Rantisi and his fellow social workers are declining to give interviews to foreign television channels because:
"There are fears that the assassination attempt will be repeated on other leaders by a device emitting poisonous rays embedded in a video camera," the sources explained.

Posted at 12:05 PM by

Comments

I sometimes think we ought to be offering lunatics like Rantisi all the publicity and exposure they can possibly consume. Comments like the one you quoted make it clear that they're their own worst enemies.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto on September 13, 2003 12:31 PM

There's a simple solution to Israel's diabolical plot: just make Mr. Arafat a tinfoil hat. Thwarts those death-rays every time!

Posted by: baillie on September 13, 2003 06:18 PM

My thoughts turn to IDF troopers forcibly grabbing Arafat and giving him a CLEAN SHAVE!

Then, pictures of Arafat clean-shaven and short-haired, looking like some puling whelp, are posted all over the Palestine Squat, and the Palestinians themselves oust him, from their midst, because of his obvious cleanliness and possible trustworthiness!

Mwahaha!

Posted by: Straight_Talk on September 14, 2003 11:14 PM

Arafat's head is as barren of hair as the Sinai Desert is of grass. Rantisi is truly a dead man walking.

Posted by: Joel on September 15, 2003 04:24 PM