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August 27, 2003

OUR FRIENDS, THE EGYPTIANS

The official Egyptian daily Al-Akhbar explains why it is the duty of all Arabs to oppose America. According to Fatma Abdallah Mahmoud, America has sent an army of cannibals into Iraq to mutilate and devour innocents.

'...America Does No Less than the Prehistoric Cannibals'
"According to the French 'Dictionnaire Larousse,' cannibals are primitive, barbaric, blood-letting creatures from the prehistoric era. They lived by killing their human enemies, tearing their bodies apart, disemboweling them, taking apart their organs, gouging out their eyes, scalping their heads, and hanging their skulls at the entrance to their caves! After that, they would gobble their flesh while it was still raw. Only after they had completely digested them could they be certain they were dead!

"'Dictionnaire Larousse' adds to this 'enjoyable' explanation that this was how the cannibals, who were barbaric creatures similar to beasts of prey, took vengeance upon their enemies. They would slaughter them, tear them limb from limb, and mutilate the corpses, exactly as the American forces did to the bodies of Saddam Hussein's two sons Uday and Qusay, whose distressing and shocking pictures were circulated by the world media.

"Every place that it destroys, annihilates, and plunders treasure and oil [from], America does no less than what primitive cannibal tribes did in the prehistoric era!!... "

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Comments

Pearls of wisdom from our staunch strategic ally - Egypt. Just to think - we pay for this a measly 2 billion a year. What a bargain.

Posted by: marek on August 27, 2003 05:02 PM

Hmm... maybe if we actually did do that, they'd shut the hell up.
Ah, one can only hope.

Posted by: Matt Eric on August 28, 2003 02:10 AM

The ignorance of such fanatical ravings would be incredible if one did not consider the source.

Sounds like it was written by Baghdad Bob....with "friends like these..."

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition and quick!

Posted by: Ricardo Munro on August 28, 2003 10:19 PM

To the first poster, what do we get from sending Israel 8 Billion Dollars a year?

Posted by: Stern Gang on September 9, 2003 05:38 PM

Steak sauce! Who's got the steak sauce?!

Posted by: baillie on September 13, 2003 06:09 PM