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July 15, 2003HE CAN'T BE DUMB, HE READS MAUREEN DOWD AND PAUL KRUGMAN. HE'S A LIBERAL DEMOCRAT WHO WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT Besides he can count as far as 3; it's once you get to really big numbers like 5 that he has trouble. Posted at 03:02 PM by
 
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Senator Graham consistently speaks as if he never read any of the intelligence reports or listened to any intelligence community testimony in his role on the Senate Intelligence Committee. An alternative explanation for his stance is that he is a three - er - seven letter word starting with "d" and ending in "ss".
Posted by: Tongue Boy on July 15, 2003 03:27 PMThis is so cool. You can always work a Simpson's or Monty Python reference into these Iraq discussions. To wit (from Monty Python and the Holy Grail):
BROTHER MAYNARD
Armaments Chapter Two Verses Nine to Twenty One.
ANOTHER MONK
(reading from bible)
And St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on high saying "O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. "and the Lord did grin and
people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orang-utans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and...
BROTHER MAYNARD
Skip a bit brother ...
ANOTHER MONK
.. Er ... oh, yes ... and the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number,
be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Posted by: Tongue Boy on July 15, 2003 03:45 PM