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April 09, 2003

OPENING DAY FANTASY

April 8, 2053

The New York Yankees opened their season with a 7-3 win over the Damascus Pitas. The winning runs scored on a grand slam by the Yankees' Ahmed Chalabi, Jr., their newly signed Iraqi left fielder. Chalabi, speaking through an interpreter, said that baseball was a favorite Iraqi sport ever since American troops liberated the country on VI (Victory in Iraq) day, April 9, 2003.

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I was wondering Steinbrenner would get off his duff and pay this kid. Just a week ago the papers had him going to Boston.

Posted by: Tom on April 10, 2003 01:17 AM

I'll be rooting for the Damascus Pitas on that day.

Posted by: IB Bill on April 10, 2003 05:00 AM

They'd all speak English by then.

(Even if badly, like the Koreans.)

Posted by: someone on April 10, 2003 09:07 PM
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