April 05, 2003

THE CHATTERING CLASS SPEAKS

BAGHDAD, Iraq (04-05-03) "Substantial numbers of coalition troops were near the center of Baghdad on Saturday and had no plans to pull back, a U.S. Central Command spokesman said."

Quagmire!, Vietnam!, no shock, no awe!,..blah, blah, blah.. the wrong war plan! no war plan!, supply lines stretched too thin!, rush to war!, start delayed too long!, weather too hot!, give diplomacy a chance!, diplomacy botched!, blah, blah, blah... mass casualties!, humanitarian crisis!, we went too fast!, we outran our supply lines!, we’ve slowed!, we’re too slow!, we're bogged down! not enough infantry! blah, blah, blah...Stalingrad!, Republican Guard!, elite Republican Guard!, special elite Republican Guard!, the highly trained, really, really, special, elite Republican Guard units!, blah, blah, blah... the human shields!, car bombs!, jihad warriors!, fedayeen Saddam!,blah, blah, blah…besides, no ties to terrorists, stronger sanctions could work, more inspections, no WMD’s, they might use WMD’s, not enough questioning, too much uncertainty, Rumsfeld’s too arrogant, unilateralism, it’s too big a gamble, we’re poking a hornet’s nest, more terror in U.S., the public won’t tolerate casualties, huge protests will tear the country apart, blah, blah, blah. How do we know? Why Maureen Dowd, R.W Apple, Joe Klein, Nick Kristof, Peter Jennings Teddy Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, Tom Daschle, Jimmy Carter, Jacques Chirac, Vladimir Putin, the Pope, Hans Blix, Kofi Annan, Janeane Garafolo, Martin Sheen and Barbra told us so.

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