March 06, 2003

IRAQ DEPLOYS DEADLY WEAPON--PSYCHOANALYSIS

       Saddam Hussein's Iraq Daily has unleashed a deadly weapon against Colin Powell: psychoanalysis. Employing what he calls "rapid personality psychoanalysis", Jassim Obeid Jabbir informs us that Colin Powell has become detached from reality and is "obviously either dreaming of a 3d world war or perhaps dreaming of...[restoring the] British empire [and]becoming Stanley Maude 2nd..." (Maude was the British general who captured Baghdad from the Turks in 1917). Jabbir is hopeful that Mr. Powell can be reached through his unique brand of psychoanalytic understanding. If not, he tells us, "We are the valiant cohesive soldiers of Saddam Hussein and his brave leadership... we have prepared for you a nice and comfortable grave next to your inferior Stanley Maude in the ancient British cemetery in Baghdad."

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